Sunday, November 18, 2012

Tivol Love Story And Celebrating Kansas City Diamonds For Your Future Ex-Wife!!!



Here @ TKC we DESPISE sentimentality but realize that so many feeble constructs concocted by the human mind still serve to power the economy.

And so here's a look at the new ad campaign from Kansas City's Tivol Jewelry:

TIVOL - The Proposal

Marriage isn't on TKC's dance card because women tend NOT to want to spend much time in my (mom's) basement but this campaign is focused on more successful and lovelorn souls: "This is our first love story to be featured in our Two Stores, A Thousand Stories campaign," says the Tivol youtube page.

It's kinda sweet and totally makes me forget that MOST new marriages by po'folk end in divorce nowadays AND overall fewer people are deciding to get married at all - A clear signal that American consumerism and The Great Recession is taking a mostly unseen toll on the long suffering American Family. Still, if I was gonna by a diamond for some broad with low standards, I guess I'd want to buy local.

But I digress . . . While most of KC is asleep or hooking up with kindly strangers at this hour, the clip provides a nice look at a romantic ideal that's pretty much an unattainable but still beautiful dream nonetheless.

More later . . .

24 Comments:

Byron said...

This is the open thread on Tony's Free Speech Zone. If you want to trash everything I say no matter what, then this is the stalking & bullying zone. Please confine your stupid insults to this thread out of respect for the other readers who want to read comments about the post & not your stupid opinion of me.

SuperAsshole, here's the place for you to vainly attempt to prove your delusions of superior worth. Stalk me here bitch & leave the other threads alone. I know that you want to pretend that your the cock of the walk, but it ain't so.

Anonymous said...

ouchy Byron. You're calling out everybody. But we just kidding with you. Be cool man.

Byron said...

Tony, maybe you should have a dedicated thread, where everyday, SuperAsshole & his butt buddies can gather to insult me. It would be a service to the other readers. Some of them have complained about SuperAsshole's obsession with me & they don't care for the spam.

See, this way, if I want to make a comment about a post, then they can come here to tell me to STFU, that I'm a moron, retard, fag, whatever without annoying the other readers who want to read comments that are on topic & not some personal attack.

Byron said...

Thanks 2:14, I get my revenge by voting Democrat.

Anonymous said...

lol!

Anonymous said...

Just proving you truly are a fag moron

Anonymous said...

Byron, are you inbred ? I saw your pic you one ugly mf . You got that Funkface Shitwaffle head thing going on. Shitwaffle ? Look it , Urban Dictionary . BTW FUCK YOU !!! QWAR.

Kim Kardashian said...

Jesus Byron, get over yourself.

chuck said...

Byronm, you sound like the Housewives of TKC.

Sheesh...

Superdave said...

See Bryon nobody said anything to you in this post done by Tony about diamonds.

But no you go off ranting and calling people names to draw attention to yourself.

Look you are a welfare, food stamp, grubbing fool who likes to create drama so you have I guess something to help you in your fantasy sex life.

You don't live in KC so no reason to be here for the most part in these blogs. In fact the only reason you have for being here in the first place was to stir up crap with your brother. Well he is gone now and you as well promised to be gone but once again you have proven what a liar you are by still being here. So scream your freedomn of speech all you want but fair warning the freedom of speech gig can be played both ways.

Superdave said...

Oh and by the way Byron you have ruined this whole post that Tony did to which I had a thought about so if I was Tony I would be very pissed you fucked up my post.

Superdave said...

By the way Byron, Stephen Hawking is in way worse shape than you and at age 70 he still works.

So your lame excuse is well lame.

Anonymous said...

Who is this Byron guy, and what's his ranting got to do with Tivol Jewelry?

Superdave said...

Good point 10:59

I said the same as well

Anonymous said...

Bryon is just upset that his lover didn't go to Jarads.

Byron said...

This is the open thread where we can say what ever we want.

Byron said...

BTW, you ignored the comments of 2:14 & 2:45. You haters always pretend that no one appreciates my comments, because you just ignore them.

Anonymous said...

@7:09 I think you're right
Byron has bloged about his extra small penis, typical West Virginia inbreeding

Anonymous said...

Briyona, I still wanna do you and your 80 year old mammy at the same time. With that 129 IQ, I'm sure you could keep the 3 of us "BUZY"

Anonymous said...

Byron faggot comes here for the abuse...would you like us to pee on you internet blog faggot boi????

Byron said...

Children, I don't want you assholes to like me.

Anonymous said...

Inbred ?

Anonymous said...

UMMMM TIVOL JEWELRY IS OVERPRICED AND THE STAFF IS BITCHEY? Wasn't that the topic of the post?

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