Larry Johnson, Chilli and a PINK WATCH!!!
Larry Johnson doesn't want to play for the Kansas City Chiefs . . . For the most part, Chiefs fans (the good people of JoCo) don't want him here either.
Nevertheless, LJ must keep up appearances and continue to party like the "curse of 400 carries" didn't completely wreck his career as a running back.
Sandra Rose is a gossip blogger extraordinaire, specializing in content geared toward the African-American Internets community . . . Recently, she spotted LJ hanging out with Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas formerly of TLC. Her blog completely takes apart LJ's - tough guy, smack down a broad at a club and then spit on her - image that the Chiefs running back has cultivated in this cowtown.
Here title says it all . . . "New Couple Alert: Chilli and Jay Z's Ex"
Chilli was spotted at the NBA All-Star after party at The Velvet Room last night with her new man — Jay Z’s ex… roommate, Larry Johnson.Now, for those of you who don't know LJ's history with Jay-Z; feel free to review and then try to wrap your mind around two male millionaires sharing the same condo . . . Seriously, it's not like they were looking to cut expenses . . .
Did you think I meant something else? . . . I’m surprised at some of you for thinking I would insinuate that Chilli stole Jay Z’s man or something!
You can tell Chilli’s new man is whipped. He’s wearing a pink watch (what man does that?) and a graffiti Louis Vuitton scarf that I bet she gave him!
Additionally, Chilli is great but she's in her late 30's whereas most football players and any dude making over 100k justifiably acknowledges that any poon-tang over the age of 27 is stale.
It's not like I wouldn't "date" Chilli . . .
But for a Football millionaire who just crossed the threshold of his prime, this is a rather platonic-looking pair . . .
But enough innuendo . . . Let's look at the facts:
SERIOUSLY, IS PRO-FOOTBALL IN KANSAS CITY ABOUT PINK LUXURY ACCESSORIES?!?!?!?
All things considered . . . LJ has once again embarrassed this town parading around in yet another expensive and flamboyant watch . . . And this time it's PINK.
Please, it's time to give this guy his walking papers and raise esteem for Chiefs players from somewhere down low . . . Back to reasonably acceptable levels.
Link via Missouri's greatest, most widely read blogger.