Monday, June 25, 2007

Is Larry Johnson the ghey for Jay-Z?



Full Disclosure: I don't like Larry Johnson. I don't like his stupid hand signals after his unimportant early season touchdowns, I don't like his attitude that blames everybody else but himself and I really never cared for him after it was rumored that he mopped up the floor with a woman at a Plaza club and then his people leaned on her to get the charges dropped.

But an important question has been been posed to Kansas City Chiefs fans that the local media just doesn't want you to hear about:

It has been reported that Larry "King Pink" Johnson lives with Hip-hop superstar, mogul Jay-Z.

I've been on this story since 2005 (NO HOMO!)

And now even more folks are climbing on the bandwagon (ewwwww). In fact, questions as to whether or not LJ takes it up the coat from the biggest name in hip-hop have been all over Black gossip blogs:

SMH at “cussing him out”. We got a tip early this month from someone allegedly who works for Trump Tower:

I am writing you to asked a question. I work in the building Jay z lives in Trump Tower and though him and Bee are together, I’ve never seen her in his building? But what’s strange to me……..I see Larry Johnson all the time in fact he lives with Jay-z. The other night they attended Cav& Nets games……..when did they become so close? and why is Larry living with Jay. I have some video footage from phone of them together in the building. Is jay gay?
And just so you don't write this off as some blogger gossip, the fact that Jay-Z and Larry Johnson own a home together WAS CONFIRMED by a sports writer Paul Domowitch who works out of Philly:
The Chiefs have been talking to Johnson's agent about a new deal, but the two sides still are far apart. A club source put the odds of Johnson holding out this summer at 50-50. Johnson, who owns a home in New York with rapper Jay-Z, showed up in Kansas City Sunday for the first time since the team began its voluntary workouts last month and has worked out with his teammates the last 2 days. He has indicated that he will attend the team's postdraft minicamp in 2 weeks.
Now let's look at the facts. I don't know and don't really care much if Larry Johnson is the ghey but here are just a few reasons that might provide some clues as to why folks have so many questions:

  • In addition to playing football . . . Larry Johnson is a male model - A profession so swishy that male ballerinas probably give them hassle (Note at least male ballerinas touch other women).

  • As I noted previously LJ has been involved in a number of instances related to domestic abuse . . . Obviously the guy has a problem with the women folk.

  • And like I said that "diamond" hand sign thing is just stupid and is definitely the ghey even if LJ is not.

  • And now it's revealed that the guy owns a house and lives with another man. I have friends, I've never had a roommate but that's not a big deal . . . However, I contend that no heterosexual man would ever buy a house and live in it with another dude who wasn't a relative . . . Tell me why I'm wrong.

    So I leave it to you good readers . . . What is your take on the subject? Personally, I don't care if Larry Johnson is they ghey or not but I would rather he spent more time worrying about the upcoming Chiefs season rather than how he can please his life parter Jay-Z.
  • 20 Comments:

    condoChiefs said...

    I fail to see how living with another man makes you more gay than living in your parents' basement eating cheetos and drinking dr. pepper. Maybe I'm missing something. Oh, ... wait, I smell jealousy. You're jealous because LJ is living with your crush. How did we miss it before.

    Anonymous said...

    Either way LJ is a dumbass, and I have begun to lose respect for Jay-Z because he associates with him.

    zillz said...

    its all filmed and gonna be on a youtube channel called Odd Couple '07.

    Anonymous said...

    I guess that explains why LJ likes to take the pigskin up the gut, catch the pass in the flat and is such a reluctant "blocker"...

    Maybe he can convince the chiefs to change the red and gold to to fuschia and gold-lame. Maybe that might motivate some of our linemen to hit and block with a bit of passion & motivation.

    Duder said...

    yall must be really pissed off that LJ is gonna hold out on that shit team from kc cause he deserves more money... or is it that the owner of this site envys him cause this site should be called LJ's KC...LAMBO @ the owner...

    The Dutchess... said...

    the Diamond he throws up is the sign for Roca Fella, Which he is a spokesperson for hence the modeling duh!!!!

    RichBoi88 said...

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    sam said...

    it's weird how you keep insisting that "hey it's cool if he's gay, i mean, i don't care, that's cool" when you're so obviously homophobic.

    Anonymous said...

    Why would two men with millions live together, that's very suspect to me!!! Red flags!! i gotta agree with mr tony on this one jay z damm near 40 why he need a roommate.

    Lori said...

    Wow, Tony, please tell me you're a looker, because I find homophobia so hot in a guy.

    The "ghey"? How old are you, 14?

    Anonymous said...

    Guy's who post JOKE blogs disclaimers are cowards and outright losers....
    " TKC is a joke/humor blog. Do not read this page unless you have a sense of humor and a good looking mother"

    Why in da hell do i wanna read fabricated bluff.... that's not entertainment!

    cmon give us some truth or shut this stupid blog down!

    Anonymous said...

    I may be considered an "old head" but, when I was a teenager, we considered the so called "diamond" hand sign as "sexual", what I mean is the hand sign signified a womans private parts and one would hold the "diamond" up to their face and stick their tounge in and out of it. . . usually a message for the person seeing it - sexual!!
    LOLOLOL!! young dummies!!!

    Anonymous said...

    First of all, you all are stupid! Larry doesnt live with Jay. Larry lives in Leawood, ks. Take it from me, I have been to his house. I have also been to NY with him and hung with Jay. They are boys and thats the end of it. GROW UP AND STOP HATIN!

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    Anonymous said...

    Tony, not up to your usual standards here ... stitching together rumor and innuendo into a pink triangle quilt. And what's with not being able to spell gay?

    Yeah, go ahead and spray Febreeze all over your article, it still is 90% fabrication and titillation. Why not find a real story, or take a day off now and then if there's nothing real to write about.

    a-

    Anonymous said...

    I loved your article - whether its based on rumors or real life, or maybe a combo of both. I was fortunate enough to go to THE Larry Johnson High School in State College PA and I just can't get enough of this man or his ego.

    OverheardontheDLinNYC said...

    Someone I know has a buddy working in Janitorial Services at Radio City Music Hall and he saw something the night of the VMA's. Let's just say, Beyonce may have had Jay Z put a ring on it, but someone else was....well, putting his thing in it backstage at the VMA's.There have been long running rumors that that Jay Z is on the DL and Beyonce is his cover. In my personal opinion, I think their marriage is a Business Partnership, much like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

    Anonymous said...

    "I fail to see how living with another man makes you more gay than living in your parents' basement eating cheetos and drinking dr. pepper"


    well thats because you are using the slang version of "gay" which means "dumb/stupid/negative."

    the original post is saying GAY as in sexual orientation.
    So..two men living together obviously COULD be "GAY" ..could be his boyfriend...
    but living in the basement of your parent's house..doesnt imply anything. it just implies youre broke or lazy.

    Anonymous said...

    is thinking people need 2 grow up and mind their own business.... This bs is an insult 2 my gurl B and instead of worrying abouyt who hes doing try finding out how to be as succesful as him.... Ne Ne said "If you dont have HATERS than youyr not doing nonthing..." Yall are toooooooooooo pety....

    Christopher London said...

    JAY Z's hunger for fame & money above all else only make him the Black Madonna, another iconic poseur who serves as an opiate to the delusional masses chosen and embraced by the corporatists because his self promoting Narcissism is a better face for what was once a more aggressive stance of the the Hip Hop movement, prior to Jay Z's arrival on the scene, challenging the existing social order. Powerful forces in our society help this man extend his brand as the false face of Hip Hop, and that is by design a slap down and subversion of the true aims & growth of the original Hip-Hop Movement which was to promote social change, equality and advancement of community agenda that uplifts all of society rather than promotion of the narcissistic goals of a few select individuals. That the delusional masses worship at his iconic pose gets them to stop asking the painful questions about the current state of reality in our country. They even help Jay Z cover up his rumored gayness and that Beyonce is but a beard to protect the illusion that Jay Z is straight. Not that it matters as personally I do not care about anyone's sexual preferences, but it would make him less popular with a wide swath of his followers.