Larry Johnson: Kansas City Chiefs running back, worst person in the NFL and proud owner of a 300k watch!!!



The Chiefs were/are the worst team in professional football. In fact, they were probably a lot worse than most local high school teams.

Still, take one look at Larry Johnson and it's clear to see that he isn't sweating his lack of success on the field last season.

This serial woman beater is in high style as of late. Check out Larry Johnson showing off a $300,000 watch to the Sporting News!!!

I guess the watch is worth it . . . LJ certainly couldn't spend the money on a decent performance in the clutch, a personality or cure to the curse of 400 carries.

Special thanks to N-dog who sent this my way!!!

Comments

  1. Anonymous1/31/08, 4:23 PM

    You're right T. As expensive as that watch is, it's easier to pay for that than earn a Superbowl ring.

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  2. Anonymous1/31/08, 4:35 PM

    The term Nigger Rich comes to mind.

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  3. Anonymous1/31/08, 4:39 PM

    If LJ ran 1/10th as well as that watch...

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  4. Anonymous1/31/08, 4:49 PM

    i might be having one of those rare 4 hour erections.....it's been 3 hours and 15 minutes! i'll call the doctor if it doesn't abate in 45 minutes or so.

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  5. Anonymous1/31/08, 5:13 PM

    Just don't lay on your stomach! Use ice and some icy hot. That'll fix it. WALK IT OFF PUSSY

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  6. Anonymous1/31/08, 6:54 PM

    Minorities hate rich people

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  7. Anonymous1/31/08, 7:56 PM

    You left out the best part of the aricle (ie Larry Johnson encouraging the reporter to sell crack so he can afford a watch like that).

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  8. Anonymous1/31/08, 9:52 PM

    Gheeeettttooooooh

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  9. doug1/31/08, 10:31 PM

    ME: $300,000? I’d have to spend 10 years worth of pay to buy that.

    LJ: Or you could deal crack and get it in three weeks.


    this certainly extinguishes KC's decades of racist underpinnings . . . oh wait, probably not.

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  10. Anonymous1/31/08, 10:48 PM

    His watch is 300k but his pocket square is Versace from 2 seasons ago.

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  11. Anonymous2/1/08, 9:03 AM

    I wondered what hop-a-long Larry looked like since we did not see him much last year -- unless we went to Da Clubs on Da Plaza.

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  12. Anonymous12/29/08, 6:00 PM

    you can all fuck off LJ is the fuckin man and ill be willing to bet that none of you have half the skill he has at football or dealin crack as he does
    oh ya and you probably cant afford a watch like that either

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