Show-Me Ammendment 3 Satire

Here's the thing . . .

Nobody gets me . . . 

TKC has always been pro-life and all those glam models showing off ample décolletage advantages are nothing more than our dedication to pro-creation and all the wonderfully stinky mechanics of it. 

However . . . 

Conservative satire is mostly just mean. 

Matt Walsh and his patented dead-pan is the lone bright spot amongst a sea of hacks and glorified hate rallies larping as comedy shows.

If you think Greg Gutfeld is funny, I'm gonna keep asking you if you're smelling burnt toast because you might be having a stroke. 

In much the same way that nearly all Christian movies after Cecil B. DeMille would probably bore the Big JC himself . . . Right-wing comedy and satire are only slightly better than feminist comedians and some of KC's best improv groups . . . Sadly, the bar just can't get any lower than that . . . 

And so . . . 

We apologize for the over explanation but even though we disagree with this dweeb . . . His parody is pretty funny and is based on a truism . . . Whilst we agree with many Missouri Republican politicos about respect for the unborn and the unacceptable price gouging of far too stringent home building eco-rules . . . 

The fact is that so many of them are repellent . . . So much so that they actually think some dude carrying around a baseball bat and wearing a red pimp coat is clever. 

Accordingly, finally, we share the quote and skit . . .

"Two years after Missouri voted to overturn the statewide abortion ban, politicians are working to put it back in place. NO ONE should be denied access to reproductive healthcare . . ."

Take a look via www.TonysKansasCity.com embed . . .

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