Explosive Diarrhea Hits Kansas

It's Friday, there's a HUGE World Cup game that's going to dominate Kansas City which might actually be as EPIC as the Super Bowl . . . Nevertheless . . . We maintain our commitment to the local discourse and share what might be the most important news in the Midwest. 

TAKE COVER: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUG IMPACTS KANSAS!!!  

We've been told that there are more than enough supplies of toilet paper and so far the disease has not proven fatal . . . Only hilarious . . . 

Kansas health officials are tracking nearly two dozen cases of a parasitic intestinal illness that causes explosive diarrhea, as hundreds more are reported nationwide.

The Kansas Department of Health and Environment reports 22 confirmed cases of cyclosporiasis in the state as of Wednesday, July 8.

Health officials note that 16 of those cases were reported in June, with an additional case reported since the start of July. 

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

KCTV5: Kansas reports 22 cases of parasite that causes explosive diarrhea

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