Let's start with a simple premise . . .
TKC is a world-class moron without the ability or desire to do any journalism or research. TKC has ruined every single relationship over time and mostly functions as a burden to the dwindling few remaining friends and family in the basement of a crumbling urban Kansas City hovel. The story of TKC ends at a local homeless shelter, a welfare nursing home and then by way of the free cremation service that Jackson County offers for "unclaimed individuals."
But until then . . .
AMID KANSAS CITY WORLD CUP CELEBRATION LET US EXALT THIS COWTOWN'S GREATEST SOCCER POWER COUPLE!!!
Sure, Paddy & Brittany Mahomes own a piece of the KC Current but here at TKC we don't always want to obsess about the public face of any organization . . . We strive to learn about the background players who make it all happen and do the work behind the scenes.
To wit . . .
TKC CELEBRATES JON STEPHENS & MEGAN STEPHENS, THE HUSBAND & WIFE TEAM WHO WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE KC CURRENT AN EPIC LADY SOCCER SENSATION!!!
Our lead photo stupidity comes by way of public info, an AI data center deal that recently fell apart and other glam articles that didn't even scratch the surface of their greatness . . .
Also there's this PUBLICLY POSTED PHOTO that captures the power couple in a rare quiet moment betwixt designing our glorious KC soccer future.
But again . . . Doing research and journalism is a waste of time and nothing more than a sad devotion to an ancient religion hasn't helped taxpayers conjure up a structurally balanced KCMO budget, or given voters the clairvoyance to distinguish public policy from divisive rhetoric.
So, just like everybody else . . . We let AI do all of the work.
Machines wouldn't waste time trying to sort our silly conflicts or political intrigue, instead, our future robot overlords simply give us relevant data from the always reliable Internets.
And so . . .
Courtesy of Cyberdyne Systems and all of the other demon/aliens/lizard people who now run the web . . . Here is the relevant into . . .
AI Researches Willoughby & PortKC
1. Who is Jon Stephens' wife, and what company does she own?
Assertion: Port KC CEO Jon Stephens is married to Megan Stephens.
Evidence:
An interview/profile of Jon Stephens in In Kansas City states that "he and his wife, Megan, live in Brookside with their two sons."
Assertion: Megan Stephens is an owner and executive of Willoughby Design.
Evidence:
Willoughby announced a transition to employee ownership and identified Megan Stephens as President and co-owner of the firm.
Megan Stephens' biography on the company's website identifies her as President and describes her leadership role.
2. Is the Kansas City Current a client of Willoughby Design?
Assertion: Willoughby Design performed branding work for the Kansas City Current.
Evidence:
Willoughby's own website states that the firm created the Current's brand identity.
The project description states that Willoughby developed "a name, crest, voice and brand identity."
Assertion: Willoughby helped create the name "Kansas City Current."
Evidence:
Megan Stephens' biography states that she helped lead "the naming and branding of the Kansas City Current."
Assertion: Megan Stephens personally worked on the Current project.
Evidence:
A project archive identifies:
Client: Kansas City Current
Strategy & Copy: Megan Stephens
Megan Stephens later wrote publicly on LinkedIn that "Our Willoughby Design team" created the club's brand identity.
3. Did Willoughby's work continue beyond the initial branding?
The answer appears to be yes.
Assertion: Willoughby's involvement extended through the development of CPKC Stadium.
Evidence:
Willoughby's portfolio states that it created not only the brand identity but also the "stadium experience."
A 2024 interview describes Willoughby working with owners, architects, and fabricators during stadium construction to implement environmental graphics and branding throughout the stadium.
Willoughby produced a video explaining that after creating the club's brand in 2021, it later designed the environmental graphics for the stadium that opened in 2024.
Assertion: Third parties have confirmed Willoughby's role in stadium branding.
Evidence:
Design and signage firm DI states on its project page that it worked "closely with ownership and Willoughby Design" to implement branding and signage at CPKC Stadium.
4. Is there evidence that Willoughby is still working for the Current today?
Willoughby continues to showcase the Current as a marquee client and published a 2026 retrospective celebrating the project.
Most defensible conclusion:
The public evidence supports the following statements:
- Jon Stephens is married to Megan Stephens.
- Megan Stephens is President and co-owner of Willoughby Design.
- Willoughby Design was a client-facing vendor for the Kansas City Current.
- Megan Stephens personally participated in that work.
- The relationship extended from the club's launch through the opening of CPKC Stadium in 2024.
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To be fair, the robots couldn't find any "evidence" demonstrating that Willoughby continues to perform paid work for the Current after 2024.
BUT ONLY THE WORST KIND OF CRITICS WOULD TRY TO SPOIL SOCCER POWER COUPLE GLORY & QUESTION: IS IT KOSHER FOR THE PORTKC HONCHO TO PRESIDE OVER FUNDS EVENTUALLY DISTRIBUTED TO HIS WIFE'S COMPANY?!?
THAT'S CRAZY TALK THAT ROBOTS TELL US TO IGNORE!!!
Accordingly . . .
We continue along our www.TonysKansasCity.com journey and look forward to more exciting soccer & World Cup news that totally informs locals on how municipal life REALLY works.
Developing . . .
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