Kansas City 'Salt Gate' Song & Dance Enrages Local Influencers

First, the cover story . . . 

"Morton Salt and Live Nation sent around two dozen Morton Salt Girls to Kansas City’s Union Station to spread the spirit of live music in anticipation of Morton Amphitheater‘s opening."

However . . . That's just the start of the fun . . . 

KANSAS CITY "INFLUENCERS" FUME AFTER SKETCHY DEETS & DISAPPOINTMENT WITH THE EVENT!!!

 Some dramatic mom blogger says this with a straight face . . . 

"I fear the Morton Salt girls may have permanently altered local marketing forever."

And on second thought . . . 

There's a chance that this response is likely also "OUTRAGE MARKETING" just in case the stunt fell flat. Which it did . . . Either way, we appreciate both performances if only because it gave local wine moms something resembling a genuine emotion . . .  

Take a look via www.TonysKansasCity.com embed . . .

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