Kansas City Mayor Q Demands World Cup Boozy Security Plan

A quick update on Kansas City's all-nite World Cup drinking games. 

MAYOR Q REQUIRES BARS TO SUBMIT SECURITY PLANS IF THEY WANT TO DRINK ALL NITE INTO THE MORNING!!! 

We're hoping that they're requiring something more than just a few pleasantries scribbled onto the back of a cocktail napkin . . . Bright side, seems like something that lazy bar owners can prompt AI to complete in a few seconds. 

And so . . .

Here's yet another reason why question the wisdom of upcoming festivities . . . We'll start with a quick quote from the 12th Oak honcho . . . Check-it:   

"We’ll be safe, sensible, and sensational this summer for our guests and our residents." 

Take a look at the "requirements" via www.TonysKansasCity.com screenshot . . .

Developing . . .