Snake Saturday Outperforms Kansas City St. Patrick's Day Parade

An important reality check . . . 

SUBURBANITES STAY WINNING ST. PADDY'S PARTYING OVER KANSAS CITY PROPER!!!

Here's one explanation that local media won't share with us . . .

Suburban Irish partying is family-focused schlock planned early in the morning to avoid TKC most drunken local scumbags and "urban youth" and, like it or not, locals would rather commit to day drinking than deal with KCPS mini-riots which have consistently plagued KCMO festivities for about a decade. 

We welcome debate on this . . . And we don't like the trend . . . But it's an important reality to confront rather than deny . . . 

Here's more proof and a number that KCMO likely won't eclipse this week . . .  

"Kansas City kicked off St. Patrick’s Day weekend with music, vendors, festive floats and lots of Irish-themed gear, of course. According to the parade committee, there were an estimated 100,000 attendees."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

KCTV5: Organizers estimate around 100,000 people attended 2026 Snake Saturday Parade in NKC

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