Show-Me Monkeys Loose In STL

Shame on TKC readers for even thinking about getting "clever" with this story in a way that doesn't just make you/us look like deplorable trolls . . .

The reality is . . . That these animals who are typically held captive are not even close to the most dangerous thing about life in STL.

Here's the word . . .  

Missouri’s Department of Health confirmed that the primates are in or around O’Fallon Park.

Reports originally indicated that there were four monkeys, but the department has since said it “cannot confirm an actual number at this time, only that there is more than one.”

An expert from the St. Louis Zoo identified the primates as vervet monkeys, the department said.

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Monkey business: Multiple primates on the loose in St. Louis park

Officials are searching for multiple vervet monkeys that have been on the loose for several days in St.