Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift, Brit & Paddy Mahomes Toast Themselves

Forgive us . . . But this kind of thing will inspire so much credit card debt amongst the plebs that we're obligated to treat it as newsworthy.

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY BALLER STEAKHOUSE REVEALS PRICEY DRINK MENU!!! 

For those of us drinking cheap beer by ourselves . . . This isn't ground breaking, but again, overpriced cocktails are the prime mover for restaurant profits so this list might be worth a peek .  . . 

Mahomes' signature drink, "Showtime," is a mix of aged rum blend with coconut, Coors Light syrup, lime and soda.

Brit, who Mahomes married in 2022, inspired the bevvy called "Queen B" -- a Grey Goose mix with lychee, wildflower honey, lemon and vanilla.

Kelce went with a bold mix for his -- Gentleman's Cut Bourbon and Bulleit Rye with nocino, demerara and bitters. It's fittingly called the "Big Yeti."

Taylor, got a fruity, vibrant drink called "The Alchemy" -- vodka and Pierre Ferrand dry curaçao concoction with aronia berry, cranberry, strawberry, lime and oolong.

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Kelce, Mahomes, Taylor & Brittany Get Signature Cocktails At New Restaurant

Four new exclusive drinks -- inspired by Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce, Taylor Swift, and Brittany Mahomes -- will be on the menu at the NFL stars' new 1587 Prime restaurant.