Jealous Haterz Kickoff 2025 NFL Season Against Kansas City Chiefs & Taylor Swift

The "Why Your Team Sucks" columns were an old bloggy tradition from Deadspin until a tech titan helped Hulk Hogan destroy the Gawker Media empire. 

Now . . .

Hateration against the Chiefs is all that's left of the sports gossip rag's once proud tradition that is mostly discounted amid Internets AI sludge . . . 

Still . . .  

The best part of this year's hit piece directed at the Chiefs was a special message to Taylor Swift. 

Check the money line . . . 

"But I do think I’m qualified to give you some background on Kansas City and its football team. You are now the most famous woman associated with Kansas City, pushing Maxine from the Hallmark cards to first runner-up . . . 

"You are not just the most famous woman associated with Kansas City. You are the most famous person, place, or thing there as well, pushing the surface parking lot at 20th and McGee to second place. KC is also known for its BBQ, which will have you saying, “Wow, it’s about as good as anywhere else!” after just one bite.

"This is the most important advice I can share, though: You are also a Chiefs superfan now, and you have quite a legacy to uphold. One guy got 17.5 years for robbing banks. Two fans, X-Factor and RedXtreme, have a long-running feud. Another famous fan is the boy who sued Zombie Deadspin for falsely saying he was in blackface. What I’m trying to say is that you have a lot to live up to."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Defector -- Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Kansas City Chiefs