Kelce & Mahomes Savor New Downtown Kansas City 1587 Prime Menu

Yes, this is promo garbage but we're posting as parody and just to feed off the scraps of our betters. 

Our bittersweet perspective . . . 

It doesn't look too bad and might offer a return to "fine dining" for locals who are accustomed to eating slop from Styrofoam containers whilst still wearing a baseball hat. At the very least, it's seems like a nice way for middle-class cowtown couples to start out the traditional Saturday night romp.

NOTE: TKC will send an invoice if they want to use that for an endorsement quote but it's probably the most honest praise they'll get.  

Here's a taste via www.TonysKansasCity.com embed . . .

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