To a certain extent, the American discourse has always been performative and a bit of a circus. Most "news" that people currently consume has moved beyond mere satire and now functions more as performative farce.
Nevertheless . . .
WE'RE CERTAIN TKC READERS WERE OVERJOYED TO LEARN OF THE TRAVIS KELCE & TAYLOR SWIFT ENGAGEMENT!!!
The last time there was this much excitement . . . Emperor Ming was tying the knot.
Again . . . More than anything . . .
This isn't news but it dominates global headlines and distracts us from so many wars that rage on, a population crisis and fundamental flaws that threaten economies across the globe . . .
Check-it . . .
The "Cruel Summer" singer and the Kansas City Chiefs tight end, both 35, announced their engagement in a joint post on Instagram alongside several photos from their floral-filled garden proposal on Tuesday, Aug. 26.
"Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨," Swift wrote in the caption.
Ahem . . .
My English teacher wasn't a billionaire with two private jets AND my Catholic school gym teacher was a delightfully racist old trunk who showed up to school hungover most days.
Still, we appreciate that the happy day worked diligently to undermine legit questions about worsening American income disparity . . . Along with all of the other outdated ideas enforced by the corrupt institution of marriage that's ACTUALLY ALSO PERFORMATIVE for most people . . . Until it typically ends in divorce with a wonderful boost for the economy.
Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com links . . .
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