Kansas City Reassurance: Ward Parkway Seyz It's Safe For Karen

As an you shall receive . . .

To start the weekend we talked to one of the top conservatives and he said that "Karen" wasn't racist against white ladies . . . This is important because, above all else, we love white women and want to keep them happy. 

More importantly . . .

Our concerns have also been addressed as we do our best to "white knight" for our fellow mall rats. 

A sign of local hope . . .

WARD PARKWAY PROCLAIMS PROGRESS IN FIGHT AGAINST CRIME DESPITE TWO RECENT ROBBERIES!!!  

Here's the word and more reporting . . . 

In a statement, Ward Parkway Shopping Center management said that “crime of all types has decreased over the past year.” They also stated they’ve been working with KCPD to improve security at the center — including the installation of new cameras, curfew policies, and vehicle patrols. 

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

KSHB: Mother speaks out after daughter's attempted carjacking at Kansas City shopping center

Developing . . .