Kansas City Dead Internet: Pizza Edition

First let's name this tragic slice of life . . . 

The dead Internet theory is a conspiracy theory which asserts that since around 2016 the Internet has consisted mainly of bot activity and automatically generated content manipulated by algorithmic curation, as part of a coordinated and intentional effort to control the population and minimize organic human activity.

And then . . .

Notice that Waldo Pizza is kaput and D'bronx is favorite to NOBODY since it shut down on 39th Street. 

 Meanwhile . . .

This is what passes for foodie content nowadays . . .  

"The Food Network’s 50 States of Pizza Slices compiled its top pizza joints for each state and named D’Bronx and Waldo Pizza the best in Kansas and Missouri, respectively."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Food Network recognizes Kansas City pizza restaurants as tops in Missouri, Kansas

One national publication has recognized two local pizza establishments as having the best slices in their states.