Brittney Mahomes Bridesmaid Chances Clowed By The Onion

This elite level of satire might (or might not) cut right to the core of Kansas City's eternal homecoming queen . . . Check-it: 

"Insisting she wanted to keep her wedding as small and intimate as possible, recently engaged pop star Taylor Swift reportedly told Brittany Mahomes Friday that she wasn’t having any bridesmaids."

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Taylor Swift Tells Brittany Mahomes She Not Having Bridesmaids