Kansas City Misses Titanic Metaphor

Sadly, we've never understood this landlocked town's obsession with doomed nautical drama. 

Then again . . . 

The conspiracy about the Federal Reserve formation is kinda fun and probably isn't included with the tour. 

Meanwhile . . . Apropos for #TBT

Here's a fun date night opportunity wherein middle-aged housewives can pretend that they're nearly as interesting as the chubby broad on the Titanic who killed an artist and then ran off with a big-a$$ diamond that she never shared with her follow-up family. 

Check-it . . .  

"Different from previous Titanic events in Kansas City, this event will allow you to board the ship through a recreation of the dock at Southampton, England, then set sail as you travel through rooms of the ship, such as staterooms and the impressive grand staircase, all while you meet fellow passengers, pause for photos, and take part in a moment-by-moment series of events that led to the tragedy. "

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Immersive Titanic exhibit docking at Kansas City's Union Station this fall

The exhibit will feature more than 200 artifacts