The Pitch Ponders Doggie Cirlce Of Life

Kansas City hipsters have lost most of their audience BUT they endure nevertheless.

Even better . . . 

The leade from this otherwise mundane report reminds of the glory days enjoyed by the alternative magazine.

Check-it . . . 

There is a river of animal semen that runs right through the middle of the Kansas City region. This is because KC is part of the Animal Health Corridor—an official designation that reflects our concentration of animal health companies. Officially, the corridor runs from Manhattan, Kansas to Columbia, Missouri, and boasts “56% of total worldwide animal health, diagnostics, and pet food sales.”

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Pitch: KC comes first worldwide in the storage and transportation of dog semen [yes, really]

Sadly, the hipster mag didn't have the stones to keep the article online BUT just a bit of proof still exists forever by way of the glorious & mysterious Internets.

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