Hallmark 'Holiday Touchdown' Review: Will Kansas City Classic Violate Rule 34?!?

Of course we must define terms . . . 

Rule 34 is an Internet meme which claims that Internet pornography exists concerning every possible topic. 

The axiom that most online surfers have witnessed . . .

"Rule #34 There is pr0n of it. No exceptions." 

Accordingly . . . 

We notice that local reviews are giving away too much of the BARELY-THERE-PLOT that might not spoil the fun for those waiting for a more raunchy release . . . Ewww. 

In the meantime, this quote offers a more wholesome roundup . . .

"Holiday Touchdown is honestly pretty charming. It’s cheesy in a way that’s fun to laugh at, and plays enough to our civic pride that anyone with their fair share of Kansas City or Chiefs tchotchkes will find something to smile at."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . . But again, we think this review shares too much of the plot . . .

Hallmark's Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story is less rom-com, more literal love for football merch

Courtesy Hallmark It's finally here! Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story, the long-awaited Chiefs-centric, regionally-shot Hallmark Christmas movie, premiered November 30. In the interest of letting you all draw your own conclusions about this deeply silly bit of holiday entertainment, we decided to wait until after it aired to run our thoughts.