Clogged Toilet Sparks Alleged Blue Springs Republican Punching Battle Royale

Suburban politics might not be as "conservative" as many online denizens contend. 

Here's part of the postscript according to the newspaper . . .

David Martin, a Republican in a three-way primary for Senate District 11, is alleged to have punched Teresa McBride, the county party vice chair, in the back during a Father’s Day appreciation BBQ that Martin held at party headquarters in Blue Springs last Saturday.

Martin told the officer he had reserved party headquarters for the BBQ and that one of the guests had clogged the building’s toilet causing an overflow into the meeting hall and onto the carpet. The guest isn’t identified in the report.

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Candidate accused of assaulting Jackson County GOP vice chair in clogged toilet fight

David Martin, a candidate for Missouri Senate, faces allegations he assaulted the vice chair of the Jackson County Republican Party over a clogged toilet.