Spring Hill, Kansas Police 'Examine' New Taylor Swift Tracks

Further investigation from the Heartland regarding America's favorite diva and her latest drop . . .

The Spring Hill Kansas Police Department official Facebook account declared, "We aren't 'listening to T. Swift at work.' in a lengthy post on Friday evening. "We are examining a musically interpreted anthology written by Dr. Taylor Alison Swift, seeking to glean profound wisdom to impart upon our audience, who, according to statistics, are also engaging with the same collection of melodic literature."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

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"1. Fortnight - 'I wanna kill her' - Murder is illegal."

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