Kansas City Lady Soccer Stadium Sneak Peek Sparks Concerns

We really didn't think that lady soccer fans REALLY exist . . . They're kinda like Sasquatch or the Loch Ness Monster . . . It's nice to think that we live in a world of mystery and unexplained phenomena but the truth is that both are just media tricks to lure suckers into a sub-par tourist destinations. 

And so . . . Despite the criticisms . . . This post is ACTUALLY a bit hopeful. 

Accordingly . . . Here's the gist of the feeback we've heard about the new lady soccer stadium . . .


That's the common theme . . . 

The seats are too small for fattie Midwestern fans.

The aisles are too small. 

And the whole thing just seems dinky and far too petite to be taken seriously as a sporting endeavor. Very much women's soccer in general.

A quote from MSM: 

"Season ticket holders were excited to see their seats and experience CPKC stadium for the first time. They are even more excited to cheer on the KC Current during their home opener next weekend."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

KC Current season ticket holders see new CPKC stadium for the first time

The KC Current held an open house Saturday for season ticket members to see the CPKC Stadium for the first time.