Kansas City Lady Soccer Earns Victory In Historic 'Dollhouse' Debut

From this day forward and for all time . . . It has been decreed . . . 

KC CURRENTS STADIUM WILL BE KNOWN AS THE KANSAS CITY DOLLHOUSE!!!

Why???

Here are just a few reasons:

Taxpayers are, in fact, subsidizing this endeavor very much like a doting father giving his young daughter a dollhouse so that they can pretend to be in charge of something important in hopes that one day they might achieve their dreams. 

Despite the hype . . . The stadium is smallish, dinky and very much a miniature version of a real sporting venue. 

Sorry, but like most of the dollhouse market . . . Women's soccer is mostly geared toward empowering young, white females. That's nice, sweet and shouldn't garner any objection . . . But to deny the truism is to ignore reality.

And so . . . 

We congratulate the team on their victory and hope that their efforts EARNS BACK the taxpayer funding they've been generously granted even if local media wants to ignore corporate welfare trends in pursuit of equality . . . Check-it:

A high-scoring, history-making win for the KC Current in their new stadium, the first ever built for a women's team

Fans said the atmosphere inside the new facility was electric.

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Patrick Mahomes and wife Brittany swap football for soccer

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KC opens 'game-changing' stadium with 5-4 win

The Kansas City Current ushered in the grand opening of CPKC Stadium, the first stadium built specifically for an NWSL team, in style on Saturday, defeating the Portland Thorns 5-4.

KC Current season opener: Sights and sounds from new CPKC stadium

Kansas City Current open inside new home vs Portland Thorns. CPKC Stadium is the first venue in the world built specifically for women's sports.

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