Kansas City 'Adult Entertainment' Offers Mostly Crippling Nostalgia

Forgive us for bringing up this old movie but . . . The best line from the Austin Powers series was delivered casually by Dr. Evil and didn't get much notice but it merit attention right now: 

"There's nothing worse than an aging hipster." 

Accordingly . . . 

Entertainment options from public radio are mostly for first dates and something to tell neighbors and co-workers when they get too nosy.

Meanwhile . . .

Many, many grown ups enjoy far more self-destructive options like bars, casinos and the occasional foray into a sex club . . . Nevertheless . . . 

These options are safer for cowtown denizens over 250lbs who long for simple jr. high days . . .

"Kansas City offers a number of places where adults can let loose with a little friendly competition. You can take part in some old-school fun like pinball and mini golf, or try out newer activities like pickleball or virtual reality."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

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Kids shouldn't have all the fun. Kansas City offers a number of places where adults can let loose with a little friendly competition, revisit out some old-school games like pinball and mini golf, or try out newer activities like pickleball and virtual reality.