Should Kansas City Celebrate Taylor Swift's Birthday?!?

Yes.

But only if it means selling local merch by a small biz. 

Otherwise . . . The diva doesn't need presents from the plebs. 

AND . . . She's caused more than enough damage to the Kansas City Chiefs given the her distractions have basically ruined the team's chance at achieving a dynasty. 

On the brighter side . . .

This news quote is fun if only because part of the narrative of the Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce publicity stunt romance is that the dude is a palooka and the diva ALONG WITH ALL HER WHITE LADY FANS are doing God's work by dating downward. 

Check-it . . .

Swift turned 34 on Wednesday, and multiple outlets reported that Kelce has big plans for his famous girlfriend. Social media, unsurprisingly, also had plenty of jokes about Kelce's plans.

"Taylor I am taking you to All of Garden," one user wrote on X, formerly Twitter, in response to a Page Six story, presumably referencing Kelce's infamous old tweets that surfaced recently in which he misspelled (among other things) the word "squirrel" as "squirle."

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