Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift Destroy Faith In Democracy & Journalism

If I had the time and it was still the 90s . . . This would be a snarky 700 word column that would earn chuckles from my middle-class betters.

However . . .

We're just gonna make this quick and dirty in order to quickly get our point across. 

EVERYONE KNOWS "TRAYLOR SWELCE" ROMANCE IS FAKE BUT WE'RE FORCED TO ENDURE IT LIKE YOUNGSTERS WHO HAVE TO PLAY ALONG WITH SILLY STORIES ABOUT SANTA CLAUS!!!

We can believe as hard as we want . . . But that won't make it true.

The latest spin . . .

Travis Kelce was "forced" to buy a mansion worth SIX MILLION BUCKS because his music diva sweetie needs nicer accommodation . . . Like he's the average bachelor who has to spring to by new sheets for a new sweetheart because his old ones look like a Jackson Pollock painting . . . Yes, this has happened to TKC on more than one occasion. 

It's all garbage . . . The story is a rigged publicity stunt that only makes it even more obvious that the most of the other news we read is merely propaganda utilized to manufacture consent.

Accordingly, here's a peek at Traylor taking their game around the world . . . Possibly paragliding into the Middle-East . . . Check-it . . .

The 34-year-old NFL star is set to visit the 33-year-old "Cruel Summer" hitmaker after she heads back on the road again in November, according to Entertainment Tonight.

"Travis and Taylor are all in," a source told the outlet. "The two are very into each other and are enjoying their time together but are also planning for the future."

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