Critic Extols Virtues Of ChiefsAHolic & Roasts 'Racist' Kansas City Chiefs Fans

Warning . . .

This kind of screed hopes to spark a reaction and start a lighthearted discussion about football life. 

However . . . What they don't know . . .

Kansas City remains a pathologically polite cowtown that doesn't have a sense of humor about criticism against the "Kingdom" of local sports fandom. 

And so . . . 

We'll share the money line that did make us giggle just a bit and carefully step out of the way:

ChiefsAHolic is currently charged with 19 counts of bank robbery and money laundering after going on an extended fraud spree, making him the coolest person to have ever lived in Kansas City. Certainly cooler than every other Chiefs fan.

I am now sick of the Chiefs, and even more so of the wastoids who cheer them on. I spent most of my life assuming that Chiefs fans were normal. They liked burnt ends, yelling really loud, and being sad that they had no QB. I was wrong. These people are shit. The worst of us. I have to SEE these fans now that the Chiefs are relevant, and what I see is all bad: the idiocy, the racism, the stench, etc. As with the presidency, a Super Bowl victory doesn’t change who you are, it reveals it. Every title Mahomes wins these fans get closer to Philadelphia levels of insufferability. I liked all of you better when Matt Blundin was your QB and I never had to worry about you being happy. Now you’re, like, around. I hate it.

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