Kansas City 2023 Patio Season Arrives

Local late Springtime traditions for those who still eat at bar or restaurant patios . . .

Paying $15 for a salad and having a homeless guy touch himself whilst watching your date. 

9 DOLLAR BEERS. 

The KU liberal arts major server who hates customers with every fiber of her widening stretch pants.

Sorry . . . 

But smarter people are taking pass.

In the meantime, we don't mind reheating this missive from the whisper brigade over at KCUR . . .

Not sure where to go first? KCUR newsies have rounded up a handful of patios to check out this spring and summer.

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

What's better than a Kansas City patio? These are the city's best places to eat and drink outside

It seems as though as soon as the temperature hits 60 degrees, Midwesterners move their socialization outside. Many of Kansas City's bars, restaurants and coffee shops open up their patios this time of year - these are some of our favorites.

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