Capitalism Failed: Paddy & Brittney Mahomes Enjoy Kentucky Derby

Kansas City is mostly filled with people who busted their hump this week and whilst they use the weekend to abuse a myriad of substances and recover from repetitive stress injuries . . . The elite watch dwarfs with eating disorders beat horses at a very fancy party. 

To paraphrase a very good meme we noticed . . . 

The Kentucky Derby is just a celebration of dudes wearing lavender and women adorned in stupid hats whilst everyone else worries about health insurance coverage.

Sure . . . A lot of people like to watch this guy throw a ball around in a stadium subsidized by taxpayers for a league that is more closely aligned with socialism than any other revenue model. 

All that being said . . . 

TKC APPRECIATES that Patrick Mahomes isn't bothering to take his sunglasses off anymore. 

Check-it the fashion goodness . . .

"Patrick was on point for the event in a light blue plaid blazer with purple details. He added a lavender colored shirt and slightly darker purple tie to tie the look together, going full ’70s with a sky blue pair of dress pants. The NFL icon added a camel colored pair of leather oxfords to complete the look along with a pair of sunglasses. Brittany matched her husband in a purple tweed dress by Chanel, that featured a delicate pearl strap on both sides. The gorgeous mini matched her purple tweed Chanel 19 wallet-on-chain bag, as well as her lavender colored lamé sandals. Of course, the stunning blonde added a hat — going with a pink option topped with white and purple flowers."

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