Plan Your Kansas City St. Paddy's Drunk

For a moment . . . Let's forget the faux morality published & broadcast by the Internets & mainstream media. 

Like it or not . . . 

St. Paddy's Day in Kansas City is a glorious time where EVERYBODY gets drunk with youngsters in tow and there is a very real risk that you might see your grandma's boobs as she flashes random dudes.

Here's a much more appropriate take and good info . . .

"This year, the map to St. Patty’s Day in Kansas City stretches across the metropolitan area, with parades, 5Ks, and other parties leading up to St. Patrick’s Day weekend."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Your Guide to St. Patrick's Day Celebrations in Kansas City - In Kansas City

With Irish roots dating back to the mid-1800s, we take St. Patrick's Day very seriously in Kansas City. This year, the map to St. Patty's Day in Kansas City stretches across the metropolitan area, with parades, 5Ks, and other parties leading up to St. Patrick's Day weekend.