Kansas City Craft Beer Hipsters Attempt To Hijack St. Paddy's Day

Sorry . . . But . . .

Kansas City craft beer has twice the calories & half the fun of so many other boozy refreshments. 

A quick drinking guide . . .

Here's how the OG white ladies in the 20s & 30s get drunk . . .

A quick trip to the convenience store for a big-ass soda . . . Then to the parking lot to dump out half of of the cup . . . AND THEN fill with vodka. THAT is how your mom has copes with her job in customer service and NOBODY is the wiser. 

Meanwhile . . . Here's public TV glamorizing our annual celebration of not-so-functional alcoholism:

"If craft beer is more your speed, however, there are plenty of local breweries doing their version of a St. Patrick’s Day celebration. Here’s the rundown in the Kansas City area."

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Tap List | St. Patrick's Day Party Guide for KC Beer Lovers

St. Patrick's Day is one of the biggest drinking days of the year. Bars and restaurants pour green beer, Guinness and shots of Jameson and serve up plentiful amounts of corned beef and cabbage. If craft beer is more your speed, however, there are plenty of local breweries doing their version of a St.