KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 'WIN' SUPER BOWL!!!

Tonight Kansas City celebrates an EPIC victory that will live in the hearts and minds of Americans forever. 

And so we dutifully offer high praise for a totes legit victory was not only impressive but also patriotic, inspiring and faith affirming.

Here are a few of our favorite early links on the topic . . .

Chiefs Outlast Eagles to Win Super Bowl LVII

GLENDALE, Ariz. - Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs are the winners of Super Bowl LVII. Mahomes-hobbling around on a hurt ankle-led the Chiefs downfield for the winning drive that was capped by Harrison Butker's 27-yard field goal with eight seconds left, sealing a 38-35 victory over the Philadelphia Eagles.

Final score: Chiefs beat Eagles 38-35 to win Super Bowl LVII

The Kansas City Chiefs won the 2022 NFL championship with a 38-35 victory over the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LVII on Sunday evening - the team's second championship in the last four seasons. The opening coin toss went the Chiefs' way, landing on tails.

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes named Super Bowl 57 MVP

GLENDALE, Ariz. - For the second time of his career, Patrick Mahomes is a Super Bowl champion and Super Bowl MVP. The Chiefs quarterback was named the Super Bowl 57 MVP after he led Kansas City to a 38-35 victory over the Philadelphia Eagles.

BREAKING: Kansas City Chiefs Win Super Bowl, Trey Smith Gets Ring

Super 57 certainly lived up to the hype. The Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles were locked in a battle all night, trading blows in what become a four-quarter affair. There was some excellent showings from both offenses and defenses, but ultiamtely, the Chiefs proved victorious.

Social media reacts to an all-time classic match as Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs win Super Bowl LVII

With the Kansas City Chiefs' win in Super Bowl LVII, social media was abuzz with hilarious reactions, memes, and commentary. From witty jokes about Rihanna's halftime show to exaggerated disappointment and anger over potential plays and missed calls, fans took to their keyboards to share their thoughts and emotions.

Rihanna sang like an angel in what Republicans feared to be a "Satanic" Super Bowl halftime show

Days before Rihanna was scheduled to take the stage for her highly anticipated Super Bowl halftime show, Republicans were already up in arms about the "wokeness" of this years game.

The best Super Bowl 2023 commercials: The top ads, according to experts

Super Bowl Sunday is as much about the ads as it is about the on-field action, with companies clamoring to create a commercial that scores a different kind of touchdown. This year, Fox charged up to $7 million for a 30-second slotand big brands splashed the cash in the hopes of creating TV gold.

Mahomes joins elite company with second Super Bowl title and second MVP award

Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes is in rare territory following the Chiefs' 38-35 victory against the Philadelphia Eagles. It was Mahomes' second Super Bowl championship in his short career. He won his second NFL MVP award earlier this week. Mahomes was also named the MVP of the Super Bowl.

Report: This Last Time Chiefs Super Bowl Victory Will Be Enjoyable

GLENDALE, AZ-A report published immediately following the Kansas City Chiefs' win over the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LVII confirmed this was the last time a Chiefs Super Bowl victory would be enjoyable. "While even casual football fans and fans of teams besides the Chiefs have appreciated watching Patrick...

Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl Victory Parade scheduled for Wednesday, hundreds of thousands expected to attend

That's a win! And Chiefs Kingdom, that means it's time to paint the town red.The city of Kansas City, Missouri, is set to hold a Super Bowl Victory Parade for the Kansas City Chiefs in just a few days. Here's what we know.Super Bowl Victory Parade DateThe victory parade is tentatively scheduled for Wednesday, Feb.

Mahomes hobbled by ankle injury in Super Bowl

GLENDALE, Ariz. - After weeks of watching Patrick Mahomes' ankle , the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback appeared to reaggravate the injury in Super Bowl LVII . Late in the second quarter, Mahomes was tackled in the open field by a Philadelphia Eagles defender and laid on the ground for a second before getting up and heavily limping.

Kansas City celebrates as Chiefs bring home second Super Bowl win in 4 years: 'I love this team'

The streets of downtown Kansas City flooded with cheering fans as the Kansas City Chiefs defeated the Philadelphia Eagles to win their second Super Bowl in four years. The Chiefs beat the Eagles, 38-35, in Super LVII in Glendale, Arizona, on Sunday, bringing home their third championship win in franchise history.

NFL WR Tyreek Hill tweets what Chiefs fans are thinking

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - The Kansas City Chiefs need to come up with an answer for Philadelphia's Jalen Hurts and the rest of the Eagles offense. The Chiefs ended the first half of Super Bowl LVII trailing the Eagles 24-14.

Super Bowl 2023: Travis Kelce breaks Rob Gronkowski's playoff TD record for a tight end

Travis Kelce is now the highest-scoring tight end in NFL postseason history. The Kansas City Chiefs veterans caught an 18-yard touchdown pass from Patrick Mahomes in the first quarter of Super Bowl LVII - the 16th of his career. That passed former New England Patriots and Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Rob Gronkowski for the all-time playoff record.

Chiefs playoff hero Chad Henne announces retirement after victory

Oh yeah, just like, just like, I don't know if it's just like riding *** bike, but you're always prepared and I think with this offense obviously all the weapons that we have and staying prepared each and every moment, I think you just stay ready and when your number's called, you just go in there and do what you did in practice in the meeting rooms and you just take it to the game.

Harrison Butker achieves dream of making a game-winning kick in the Super Bowl

The Kansas City Chiefs are Super Bowl champions for the second time in four seasons, and a significant aspect of the story is quarterback Patrick Mahomes overcoming a high-ankle sprain to lead the Chiefs to postseason victories over the Jacksonville Jaguars, Cincinnati Bengals and Philadelphia Eagles.

VIDEO: Fireworks celebrate Super Bowl LVII win over Union Station

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - When the clock struck 00:00 in Super Bowl LVII, Kansas City took to the streets - and skies - to celebrate. The Kansas City Chiefs sponsored a special display above Union Station in downtown Kansas City, Missouri. The sight and sound of the fireworks echoed across downtown.

'I'm Going to Disneyland!' says Kansas City Chiefs MVP quarterback

ANAHEIM, Calif. - Kansas City Chiefs led by quarterback Patrick Mahomes won a second Super Bowl in four years. So, now what? Mahomes was named MVP of Super Bowl LVII, so he's going to Disneyland! "Luckily I'm going to Disneyland now.

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