Soccer Fake News: Cristiano Ronaldo ALMOST Coming To Kansas City?!?

Don't feel bad for not knowing much about the one of the biggest soccer stars in the world.

Admiration for Euro-Trash footie celebs is mostly an affectation for middle-class Americans attempting to differentiate themselves.  

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Because we're in a new desert week ahead of the Ukraine war spinning out of control into all out nuclear conflict . . . Sports writers are kinda must making stuff up right now.

"All jokes aside this is big news for Sporting KC. Sporting were close, next to Al Nassr, on wages which is really intriguing. It shows that Vermes and ownership is willing to spend the big money for a big name (historic) player."

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Cristiano Ronaldo was "Very Close" to Move to Sporting Kansas City

Breaking news came out on Friday evening that Cristiano Ronaldo was on the verge to sign with Sporting Kansas City first reported by Taylor Twellman and confirmed by Tom Bogert. Sources can confirm: Sporting KC were the MLS team that came closest to signing Cristiano Ronaldo.