Inferno Burns Kansas City Kitties

Alternate title if only because I should've had a rewrite deal on Halle Berry's truly awful Catwoman:

KANSAS CITY HOT PUSSIES PERISH AS OLD SCHOOL COUPLE RUNS FOR COVER!!!

Sadly . . . 

Kansas City or local theater aren't ready for this kind of parody given that so many of my satirical post titles like this have been put behind warning notices. 

Meanwhile . . .

Here's the not so exciting and kinda depressing real news that we meant to have fun with yesterday . . .

The older couple who lived in the home made it out safely and were taken to an area hospital for observation.

Sadly, several cats perished in the fire. KC Pet Project is assisting with their remains.

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Older couple loses home, cats in morning house fire in Kansas City, Missouri

Investigators are working to determine what caused an early morning house fire in Kansas City, Missouri. Firefighters were called to the 9500 block of Belleview Avenue near West Bannister Road around 3:22 a.m. after neighbors called 911 to report flames coming from the roof of a home.

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