TKC Caption Contest: Council Lady Andrea Bough & Her Fancy Sunglasses

We wasted an hour looking for the cost of these nifty shades and couldn't pin it down betwixt Yves Saint Laurent gear priced at around $250 or Chanel wrap around shades that retail for about $500 at the last remaining department stores. 

Who knows??? They could be drug store knockoffs . . . Jackie O. was infamous for wearing fake jewels with her real stuff just to confound scumbags like TKC.

But I digress . . .

Her caption: 

"A little fun at Upgraded on Main this morning."

We think you can do better.

Per ushe . . . +15K TKC Double Bonus Points for the winner*

*Redeemable nowhere.