LGBT PRIDE FLAG TOPS KANSAS CITY!!!

The headline is the dumb joke for those of us who watch too much stand-up comedy. 

If I wanted to even try to impress you d-bags . . . I would have tried to piece together some snarky remark like . . . 

Today might be akin to what some of the denizens of Constantinople felt hundreds of years ago.

Then again, that seems a bit too dramatic as well . . . Given that, thankfully, today was all smiles and nobody got their head chopped off. 

You decide . . .

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