The headline is the dumb joke for those of us who watch too much stand-up comedy.
If I wanted to even try to impress you d-bags . . . I would have tried to piece together some snarky remark like . . .
Today might be akin to what some of the denizens of Constantinople felt hundreds of years ago.
Then again, that seems a bit too dramatic as well . . . Given that, thankfully, today was all smiles and nobody got their head chopped off.
You decide . . .