Kansas City Officially Stays Winning World Cup Debt Spending Spree Amid Recession

Today the upcoming cowtown World Cup soccer extravaganza announcement shocked nobody.  

The sooner that adults learn that ALL PRO-SPORTS IS RIGGED, the happier they'll be moving forward.

Here's the downside that some of our smarter readers have already mentioned . . . 

SOCCER HONCHOS DEMAND IMPROVEMENTS & ACCOMMODATIONS FOR ALL HOST CITIES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO GUARANTEE THAT TAXPAYERS WILL RECOUP COSTS!!!

We're not talking chump change either . . . Spending could reach TENS OF MILLIONS in order to take on this soccer nightmare. 

This kind of massive spending is something to consider as stocks tumble and we're at the outset of the latest recession.

Context from an bigger event that turned out to be a bust . . . 

Outside of Pyeongchang Olympic Stadium, struggling business owners lose hope for an Olympic payoff

To be fair . . . 

I'm gonna tread carefully because there have been far better journalists (lulz) than TKC who have met with "unfortunate fates" after pushing back against soccer bigwigs far too stridently. 

As always, we want to keep it light & breezy.

Accordingly . . . Here's TKC news gathering regarding a bunch of functional alcoholics, politicians and all manner of scumbags celebrating this pricey upcoming event . . .

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The soccer world had plenty of thoughts on FIFA's host selections for the 2026 World Cup

If there's one thing FIFA is good at, it's putting on cringey television events that start late and surpass the allotted run time. Thursday's announcement of the host cities for the 2026 World Cup in the U.S., Canada and Mexico was no different.

You decide . . .