Patrick Mahomes Fashion Fight: $2K Man Purse Or Messenger Bag!?!

We start Kansas City Monday with a desperate attempt to clear up unfinished biz from the weekend. 

To wit . . .

ONLINE FASHIONISTAS QUESTION THE FASHION CHOICES OF KANSAS CITY CHIEFS QB PATRICK MAHOMES: WAS HE SPORTING A MAN PURSE?!?

Don't you dare condescend to this humble blogger merely attempting search for the truth. 

And . . .

This question is more important than many believe given that the Chiefs are now threatening extortion against KCMO taxpayers and floating the idea of moving to Kansas to finally get the dome that torments former owner Lamar Hunt in his cold, cold grave. 

Consider . . . Chiefs insiders know that old school Lamar Hunt desired a dome nearly as much as he wanted that "magic bullet" to do a better job of shutting up everybody else in Kennedy's limo. 

But I digress . . . 

We're here to talk about Paddy's potential fashion faux pas . . . 

First, let's explain the debate . . .

It was right in front of us but we ALMOST missed it . . . It turns out online critics noticed the 2020 Super Bowl winning QB sporting the controversial bag in photos that Britt shared whilst flexing about her weekend Coachella adventures:

"Now she has him carrying a man purse" - NFL fans react to Brittany Matthews' and Patrick Mahomes' Coachella pics

Now before you judge . . .

TKC REPORTS FACTS: PADDY'S GEAR IS ACTUALLY LISTED AS AN EXCEPTIONALLY EXPENSIVE DIOR MESSENGER BAG!!!

Take a peek at the listing . . .

More deets on this fine bit of product that's out of reach for most Kansas City football fans . . .

The Dior Lingot messenger bag is distinguished by a functional and modern design. Its structured silhouette, crafted in black CD Diamond canvas inspired by the House archives, is enhanced by smooth calfskin details and the 'DIOR' signature on the front. The zipped compartment with a Saddle flap will hold all the essentials. The adjustable and removable shoulder strap with an aluminum buckle allows the bag to be carried by hand, worn over the shoulder or crossbody.

Now . . .

Is this trendy & costly purse messenger bag a very real symbol that the Chiefs QB has gone soft. Is he now so far removed from real life that the thinks carrying around a bag that's worth more than what's in the average young person's checking account is a good idea??? That's not for us to say . . .

WHAT WE DO KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT PADDY MAHOMES WAS NOT CARRYING A PURSE AND WE FEEL PROUD THAT OUR JOURNALISM VINDICATES THE BALLER AND HIS PRICEY FASHION ACCESSORY!!!

You decide . . .