Missouri Democratic Party US Senate Hopeful Ripped Off In Meth Town

We had to think about this story for a minute.

We were ready to call out a conspiracy given that so many boring political hopefuls often highlight office robberies in order to garner attention for their faltering campaigns. 

HOWEVER . . .Getting robbed in meth town isn't exactly a rare occurrence. 

And so this story is 100% believable and, moreover, typical. 

Still . . . The story would seem more authentic if the suspect dropped a deuce as a calling card. This disgusting practice is otherwise known as "housewarming" amongst so many Kansas City burglars who seemingly ague that crime is, in fact, personal and not just business unlike what some of the greatest Hollywood movies contend.

Check-it . . .

The latest crime happened at the downtown Independence headquarters of Lucas Kunce. He is running for U.S. Senate in Missouri, hoping to replace retiring Sen. Roy Blunt.

Kunce's campaign manager said they arrived at the office Monday and realized someone had broken into the building, and helped themselves to whatever they could find.

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com link . . .

Missouri senate candidate's campaign office broken into

Independence police also investigating councilmember's office break-in INDEPENDENCE, Mo. - Thieves targeted the offices of two political campaigns, stealing cash and leaving behind a trail of damage in Independence. The latest crime happened at the downtown Independence headquarters of Lucas Kunce. He is running for U.S. Senate in Missouri, hoping to replace retiring Sen.