Celebrate Kansas City St. Patrick's Free Ride Home For Drunks

Allow us a brief "Irish" confession . . .

The idea of a Leprechaun terrifies TKC but the folkloric concept still isn't as scary as getting locked up nowadays.

Accordingly, we share an apropos message for local drunks or something useful to send to boozy party people . . .

Special thanks to liquor companies for this favor that might make all of today's liver damage a bit easier to endure . . .

Take a look at an offer that might come in handy and is cheaper than dealing with DUI lockup and all of the pricey consequences . . .

Have fun and be safe . . .