Kansas City Chiefs 2022 Bandwagon Cringe Stays Winning!!!

For anybody with something to sell, it's time to pretend to like the Kansas City Chiefs . . . Whether you like it or not.

The weather is nice this weekend and THE HOUR IS AT HAND for merchants of local slop, ideas and durable goods manufactured in China to seize upon the mindless mob and garner just a bit of love and profit from people looking to trade cash for meaningless trinkets, horrible food and the worthless approval of strangers. 

But don't mistake TKC cynicism for a lack of enthusiasm . . .

Enjoying locals hopping aboard this bandwagon is a right of passage and a rare opportunity to safely enjoy our neighbors willingly degrading themselves for the benefit of a multi-billion dollar corporation disguised as a Kansas City institution that is ideologically aligned with education, military, economic and political interests in order to prop up the status quo.

Translation . . . 

It's the Matrix but way sillier and it turns out the machines only needed chicken wings to get humanity to willingly plug in . . . 

Take a peek . . .

Husky Dude Exposes & Humiliates Himself In Search Of Second Hand Glory

Chiefs fan with Mahomes tattoo on chest seeks autograph to match

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War Machines & Hip-hop Win Attention

B2 flyover, Nelly performance scheduled for Chiefs/Bills AFC Divisional Game at Arrowhead

Sunday's AFC Divisional round game at Arrowhead Stadium will show off some of Missouri's best in multiple ways.Before the Kansas City Chiefs take on the Buffalo Bills, the Kansas City, Missouri Fire Department will present the colors during the National Anthem, sung by Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter Judith Hill, followed by a B-2 Stealth Bomber flyover from Missouri's 509th Bomb Wing at Whiteman AFB in Knob Noster, Missouri.At halftime, spectators can watch three-time Grammy award-winning rap superstar, entrepreneur, philanthropist, actor, and St.

Toast To Liver Damage . . .

Kansas City Chiefs bar takeover features special guest, Mitchell Schwartz

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - One of the most important Red Fridays is matched with a Chiefs takeover at a local Kansas City, Missouri bar. County Road Ice House serving as the host for all things Chiefs this weekend. The partnership was announced by the team earlier this week.

Local Fans Love Fried Bread Covered With Sugar

A SWEET VICTORY: Doughnut shops in Shawnee, Buffalo go head to head

SHAWNEE, KS (KCTV) --- For one doughnut shop in the Kansas City area, a Chiefs victory would be extra sweet. This time of the year most Kansas City businesses are seeing red and gold, but a local Shawnee doughnut shop sees a hole in that logic.

A-MAZE-D!!!

Missouri corn art pays tribute to the Kansas City Chiefs

Jan. 21 (UPI) -- A Missouri company specializing in custom corn art used a large field to pay tribute to the Kansas City Chiefs with a message: "KC Got Their Swagger Back."

Pandemic Protocols Paused For Playoffs

NFL halts COVID testing for unvaccinated players

7:16 PM ET Kevin SeifertESPN Staff Writer Close ESPN.com national NFL writer ESPN.com NFC North reporter, 2008-2013 Covered Vikings for Minneapolis Star Tribune, 1999-2008 The NFL and NFL Players Association have agreed to halt daily COVID-19 testing for unvaccinated players, aligning them with protocols developed last month for vaccinated players and coaches.

This One's Actually Kinda Nice: KC Po-Po Mahomes Doppelganger Profiled

It's A KCPD Uniform for Patrick Mahomes' Look-ALike

Officer Curtis Farmer definitely knows. Three-to-four times a day, people ask him, surprised that the officer who has shown up looks like the Kansas City Chiefs’ star quarterback.

Flyover Country Football Fights Inflation

Bills vs. Chiefs game offers weekend's cheapest playoff tickets

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Tickets to this weekend's Kansas City Chiefs playoff game at Arrowhead may be cheaper than you think. The AFC Divisional Round matchup with the Buffalo Bills Sunday is the league's cheapest by a wide margin. Tuesday night, many tickets were cheaper than they were for the regular season.

Kansas City Merch Of Time

Get geared up for game day with this post-season Chiefs gear

The NFL has named Rally House its Retailer of the Year. Colin Novick from Rally House shows off the latest hats and Nike gear for postseason. Sponsored by Rally House.

Nothing Wrong With Making Dough From Hype

Kansas City area baker finding victory alongside Chiefs playoff success

Every Chiefs victory has a ripple effect. One local baker says her business is thriving, partially because of Kansas City's success on the gridiron. She's ready to run with it. Customers are chasing after Desiree Macke's custom Chiefs cookies.

TKC Savors Moment Of Doubt

Most Chiefs fans admit to being 'somewhat worried' about the Bills

Welcome to , a survey of fans across the NFL. Each week, we send out questions to the most plugged-in fans. In this edition, we gauge how worried fans may be with the Buffalo Bills coming to town. First, let's start with confidence in general.

Politicos ALWAYS Get A Taste

Mayor Lucas chooses LC's Bar-B-Q for wager with Buffalo mayor

Despite another bitter morning with lows around 3 degrees, we're on the up and up today, getting to the upper 20s by the late afternoon. This weekend, we'll continue to climb out of the cold into the 40s both Saturday and Sunday, despite a slow cold front nearby.

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