If You REALLY Care About Mayor Q's Tacky Kansas City Riblet Bets: Kill Yourself

I'M ONLY JOKING.

To paraphrase a great mind . . . 

"Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a (blogger) can make . . ."   

Quick caveat because I'm paranoid . . .

Remember that if TKC dies under mysterious circumstances any time in the next 50 years: IT WAS MURDER. Even if there was a note . . . Somebody killed me because of something I wrote on this blog. That was obviously true. 

Nevertheless . . . 

Politicos making stupid bets with each other is one of many reasons to lose all faith in Democracy. Even the illusion of it which has powered this nation since about 1963. 

Anyhoo . . . 

The otherwise unpopular Mayor attempts to gain favor with the plebs by way of foodie suggestions. 

Check-it . . . 

This kind of story is something less than news or even content . . . I'm fairly certain even the shut-ins forced to watch daytime TV call B.S. on this kind of journalism. 

Kansas City mayor wants to know 'which barbecue for this week?' for Chiefs vs. Bills bet

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- Mayor Quinton Lucas will get his first taste of Pittsburgh barbecue. Mayor Lucas won a friendly bet with his counterpart in Steelers' territory. Lucas wagered Joe's Kansas City Bar-B-Que with Pittsburgh Mayor Ed Gainey that the Chiefs would beat the Steelers.

Nevertheless . . .

Don't give up hope . . . Even if reporting has seriously declined amid this so-called information age. There are still a great many hookup apps which offer a more efficient way to contract an STD from a willing stranger. 

An old school cult movie song for inspiration . . . 

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