Kansas City Drunk Uncles Celebrate Rittenhouse Freedom

We've been waiting for locals politicos to express outrage but they're WISELY choosing to stay away from this drama.

Our main takeaway . . .

This isn't something that really matters to residents of Kansas City.

However . . .

For those who think it's a victory for self defense, those feelings might be different if a political protester shows up on your block with a Smith & Wesson M&P 15 next time there's a fire. 

Also, any woman we've dated knows that crying after a horrific mistake might be the super power of otherwise unlikable doods. 

On the bright side. . . 

 Disaster tourism scores a low-key victory.

Per ushe, we present both sides of the debate along with relevant reports . . .

Read more via www.TonysKansasCity.com news links . . . 

Kyle Rittenhouse found not guilty on all counts in Kenosha trial

Jurors in Kenosha, , on Friday declared Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on all counts, capping off an intense trial surrounding the deadly unrest in that city last summer. Rittenhouse, 18, would have faced a mandatory life sentence if found guilty and convicted of first-degree intentional .

Kyle Rittenhouse found not guilty after fatally shooting two in Kenosha unrest

A jury on Friday found Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on charges related to his shooting dead two people at an anti-racism protest and injuring a third in Kenosha, Wisconsin last year, after a tumultuous trial that gripped America.

Rittenhouse not guilty in Kenosha fatal shootings

Rittenhouse cried, fell to the floor and then embraced one of his attorneys upon announcement of the jury's verdict after more than three days of deliberations. Judge Bruce Schroeder, who himself garnered scrutiny during the trial at several points, thanked the jury at the conclusion of the verdict.

March For Our Lives says Kyle Rittenhouse 'embodies the very danger posed by an armed white supremacist culture.'

Rittenhouse "embodies" the "danger" of "armed white supremacist culture," March For Our Lives said. "Young people are enraged watching this trial," the gun control advocacy group said on Friday. Rittenhouse was acquitted on all charges by a jury for fatally shooting two men and injuring a third.

'Justice Is Alive': Social Media Erupts In Reaction To Not Guilty Rittenhouse Verdict

A jury found 18-year-old Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty of double homicide Friday afternoon. The teen was charged with fatally shooting two men and injuring a third while defending himself during a riots in Kenosha, Wisconsin. Rittenhouse was facing life in prison with no chance at parole.

You decide . . .