Kansas City Police Helicopters Terrify White People In The Northland

Our friends across the bridge are confounded because their crime problems haven't met with widespread media coverage and that has inspired a great deal of anxiety from the suburban "Karen" middle-class.

KICK-ASS TKC READERS tell us that the reports vary widely . . .

- An alleged kidnapping.

- Police looking for a shooter.

- Chupacabra 

- Working-class dude stealing a loaf of bread

And other scary fantasies of white ladies who spend too much time trying to parse the rumors & speculation on Nextdoor. 

We'll update if there's anything verified. 

Developing . . .