Kansas City Cinco De Mayo News Link Pool

This morning Latina hottie Sophie doing a bit of pr0n game promo inspires this peek at pop culture, community new and top headlines.

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CERNER SEEKS NEW HONCHO!!!

Cerner begins search for CEO to succeed Shafer - Kansas City Business Journal

Cerner Corp. announced the pending departure of CEO Brent Shafer. The move marks a near-complete remake of the company's C-suites in the past couple of years. The North Kansas City-based health care IT company (Nasdaq: CERN) said Shafer and the company's board agreed to begin a search for Cerner's next CEO.


Handling Downtown Hype

Celebrate Bike Month + Downtown (& Cinco De Mayo) in the news

Celebrate Bike Month in KC with a month-long challenge Calling all Kansas City cycle enthusiasts, casual riders and walkers! To celebrate Bike Month this May, RideshareKC is hosting its first Bike Month Challenge. Log any of your biking and walking trips during the month of May for a chance to win fun prizes.


Winning Equity Checkup!!!

Two Kansas City-area hospitals make 100 Top Hospitals list for 2021

Two Kansas City-area hospitals made the cut for the 2021 Fortune/IBM Watson Health 100 Top Hospitals list, which highlights the nation's top-performing hospitals and health systems. Hospitals on the list were measured on aspects such as clinical outcomes, operational efficiency, patient experience and contributions to community health with a focus on equity, a new component this year.


Tribute After Tragedy

Overland Park dedicates permanent memorial to fallen officer Mosher one year after his death

OVERLAND PARK, Kan. - Overland Park dedicated a street and a marker in honor of fallen police officer Mike Mosher. The 1/2 mile stretch of 123rd Street between Blue Valley Parkway and Metcalf was renamed Mike Mosher Boulevard. Mosher was shot and killed in a shootout during a traffic stop in that area on May 3, 2020.


Pr0n Goodness Exposed

Porn's Biggest Humanitarian: 'I'm Here to Give You Strength'

Adult entertainment awards don't often leave much to the imagination, with trophies bestowed on performers for things like best three-way sex scene, best all-girl group sex, best anal scene, you name it. But there's one award that raises more questions than eyebrows: the humanitarian award.


Prez Biden Pushes Poke

Biden's new goal: 70% of adults at least partially vaccinated by July 4

WASHINGTON - President Joe Biden wants 70% of U.S. adults to have at least one COVID-19 shot by July 4, a goal he is set to announce Tuesday along with new steps to vaccinate harder-to-reach populations and preparations for vaccinating teenagers. Today, about 56% of adults have received at least one shot.


GOP Against Cheney

House Republicans ready vote on Trump critic Cheney's leadership post -sources

Republicans in the U.S. House of Representatives are expected to try to remove Liz Cheney from their party leadership for denouncing former President Donald Trump's false claim the election was stolen from him, said two Republican congressional sources. One of the sources said they could vote as early as May 12, their next scheduled meeting after a two-week break.


Life Lessons Confront Tucker

Jordan Peterson to Tucker Carlson: Do you want the truth on your side, or do you want to hide behind falsehood

Canadian clinical psychologist Jordan Peterson examines the deeper meaning of life and how to live it in a new episode of Fox Nation's " Tucker Carlson Today." In his new book "Beyond Order: 12 More Rules for Life," Peterson breaks down some of these rules for living to the fullest and pressed that making the decision to be honest is an essential practice.


T-SHIRT DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!!

Chauvin juror defends participation in Washington protest

A jury took just ten and a half hours to find former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin unanimously guilty of murder and manslaughter charges in the death of George Floyd. But with Chauvin, 45, almost certain to appeal, the politically explosive case could be far from over.


Larger Than Life

Why do the Carters look so tiny alongside Joe Biden and his wife Jill in this picture?

Hi Carly. As our resident photography expert, I have a question. Something about this photo featuring Joe and Jill Biden and former president Jimmy Carter and former first lady Rosalynn Carter seems ... off? It sure does. Where to begin ...


BBQ Double Up

Two BBQ fests to hit KC, bringing double the flavor for 2021

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- If a return to normal includes barbecue, it's just come twofold. The American Royal Association had to cancel what would have been its 41st Annual World Series of Barbecue last year due to COVID-19.


Cinco De Mayo Chill

Your Storm Track 5 Daily Forecast

Soak in the sunshine! We will see mostly sunny skies to begin your Wednesday with more cloud cover late day. Afternoon high temperatures near 68. There is a 20% chance for rain late tonight.

War - Cinco De Mayo (Extended Version) is the song of the day and this is the OPEN THREAD for right now.

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  1. Holy guacamole!

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  2. Hola, feliz Cinco de Mayo. ¿Quieres una margarita pendejo?

    The jurors in the Chauvin trial were SJW/BLM/AntiFa assassins whose only goal was to lynch a white cop because he was a white cop.

    What a fuckin disgrace.

    There is NO Rule Of Law, only mob justice.

    Someday, Robespierre's head will come right the fuck off. That's a metaphor fuckheads for all of you pukes who think that power stemming from the end of a gun barrel only applies to the "Other" guy.

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  3. TOP PHOTO

    Tony celebrates Cinco De Mamo!

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  4. Too bad Obama wasn't in the photo with the Bidens and Carters. It would have captured the three worst presidents in U.S. history in the same room.

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  5. 7:36 Excellent point.

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  6. 7:36 There is already picture with odummer in it, somebody did it yesterday and it said the three worst presidents ever

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  7. I think I will celebrate Cinco de Mayo by getting drunk and screwing a young Latina gal real deep and hard. Not some blob like that Sophie gal.

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  8. The Pro-Red China, communist scum bag president just cancelled the Memorial Day "Rolling To Remember" ride.

    https://freebeacon.com/biden-administration/biden-nixes-annual-rolling-thunder-event/

    Cause, you know, he is so pro VET. I am actually surprised. He could have gathered "evidence", the Deep State, FBI, Homeland Security, Fascist filth that he trucks with, who are now, ONLY concerned with former Vets/domestic terrorists and thinks that the greatest threat to America, is "White Supremacy". Maybe they are busy planning more pre-dawn raids on lawyers who represent those "insurrectionists" who don't bend the knee to the Fascist "narrative".

    What a fuckin joke Biden is. Illegally elected by way of voter fraud, kept in place by way of ongoing malfeasance, threats, censorship and promoted daily by way of the metaphysical corruption of the 4th estate and the BIG TECH Fascists who seek "One Ring/Narrative To Rule Us All".

    No doubt the many millions of Pavlik Morozovs, indoctrinated by their idiot white mothers, now ready to turn in their parents for "insurrection" are disappointed at missing an opportunity to take pictures for the Gestapo/Stasi/FBI as they parade through the streets in honor of our military dead.

    Fuck the Biden Crime Family, whose anthem should be, "deutschland über alles und alles deutschland!!!!"

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    1. buenos días, chucklowe! ¿Por qué no pones una bala en ese espacio donde debería estar tu cerebro?

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    2. Still parroting the old election fraud lie, eh chucklowe? Might want to try a new conspiracy theory, one that's plausible (I suggest alien reptile invaders). The whole election fraud one is getting pretty hoary and nobody is listening anymore, despite all the proof you and Rudy have and the bogus polls of Democrats you have scribbled down somewhere.

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  9. nothing patriotic about spreading diseases.

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  10. Need some mental whiteout for that top pic. Does she come with a bag of flour?

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  11. Hospitals on the list were measured on aspects such as clinical outcomes, operational efficiency, patient experience and contributions to community health with a focus on equity, a new component this year.

    "WITH A FOCUS ON EQUITY"

    I wanna goes to dat hopital with da equity stuff....... I tink it be free.

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  12. 8:11 You first asshole.

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  13. I believe in Big Foot, Area 51, and that the 2020 election was bogus.

    Also, I believe TKC is relevent.

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    1. Do you believe in spell check?

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  14. el gordo erin little

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  15. ^^^ is that why you're posting on the blog. Keep beveling. and sniff those farts.

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  16. Donna Pitman needs to fat shame Erin Little like Donna Downer does to Gentiles.

    Fortress KMBC-9 hides behind their iron fence and armed guards while telling everyone the police are evil.

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  17. "House Republicans ready vote on Trump critic Cheney's leadership post -sources"

    How dare she not be a good little Nazi and promote the BIG LIE like all the other good little Republican boys and girls? No desert for her!

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  18. Why would the prosecution risk a conviction by letting that activist be on the chauvin jury?

    So stupid.

    Fine for him to be an activist wearing those T shirts and flying those signs and marching in those rallies. Absolutely support his right to do it!

    But he had no business being on the jury.

    The conviction is going to be overturned. This is terrible.

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  19. Three worst presidents?

    James Buchanan - gave away the country to the slave power insurrectuonists during his lame duck period

    Andrew Johnson - he pardoned Jefferson Davis and trithe d to reverse all the gains of Appomattox

    George W bush. Invaded Iraq and ruined the place along with our own country too

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  20. Chuck-I got a sample copy of the Epoch Times in the mail the other day. I suspect they'd be interested in a writer with your, ummmm, talent. Why not check them out?

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  21. Four Worst Presidents?

    Rutherford B. Hayes
    William McKinley
    George W. Bush
    Donald J. Trump

    All four were Republicans and were the only four Presidents put into Office after failing to garner a majority of the Popular Vote. Proof positive of the GOP's long-standing policy of manipulation of the Electoral College to thwart the will of the American People!


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    1. Except you don't understand how the Electoral College works at all. Back to eighth grade civics.

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  22. hey all you hip people, tell me what the hell a chucklowe is?

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    1. What is a chucklowe, you ask, 12:41?

      A chucklowe is a white man - of any age, but usually over 60 - who exhibits any of the following tendencies:

      - Firmly buys into the "Donald Trump lost a fraudulent election" lie.

      - says "America hates you white boy" a hundred times a day

      - Repeats Joe Biden diaper jokes as he changes his own

      - Believes every conspiracy theory known.

      - votes Republican

      - thinks common sense things like wearing masks in public and getting vaccinated against a deadly pandemic is dumb ("thank you Trump for making the vaccine I refuse to get")

      - uses terms like Demonrats, Dummycrats, lickass, and Greedo

      - misuses the terms Communism, Socialism, Fascism and Marxism (and doesn't know what they mean in any case)

      - has an IQ not exceeding 70

      - cling to their guns, talk about them a lot, but never actually find themselves in a position to use them

      - Leaves Fox News and Newsmax on 24/7/365 and spews their latest talking points in a barely coherent way

      - thinks Michelle Obama is a man, the Democrats are involved in a pedophile ring,

      - uses the fifty cent word when the five cent word is fine.

      - is named Chuck Lowe

      But wait! Being a chucklowe on Tony's Kansas City is much more than a few bullet points. It is a more of an attitude, a way of living oblivious to facts; a swagger, disputing a century of proven science; a style, as rock stupid as you can get without having to remember to breathe. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no chucklowes. It would be as dreary as if there were no Super Daves. 

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  23. Oh, @12:46, I understand how the Electoral College works, it allows Republicans to take Office on the frequent occassions when most Americans don't want them there.

    It may have had a valid function in the days before the Telegraph xisted, but certainly ceased to have any value other than manipulation of Election Results since then.

    Isn't it odd that there have only been four Presidents who failed to win the approval of a majority of the American People, and that none of then have ever been Democrats?


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    1. Oh gosh. I can see we have our work cut out for us. Here's the simple version, because you need it:

      It's in our founding documents as the way we do elections, and didn't seem to be a problem for you when many, many Democrat presidents were elected using it.

      Part of the reason for it is to forestall mob rule, or in this case having New York and California decide elections based on popular vote. It was arrived at by people who are far, far smarter than you. Not that it's a very high bar.

      So it doesn't look like being changed, even in Biden's Wokestan. Suck it.

      And when you're done sucking it, back to eighth grade civics as I said, because you don't seem to have learned anything.

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  24. ^Ha! Chucklowes are the worst! The absolute worst!

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    1. Oh Chimpy. Your own best cheerleader as always. Lol

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  25. 12:19: Agree with most of your points, but I'd choose different four worsts.

    Minor point: William McKinley won the popular vote; Benjamin Harrison didn't., and there were five anomalous elections--you missed 1824.

    In all but 1888 (Harrison) and 2016 (Orange buffoon) there was definite fraud.

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  26. Jill Biden is 3 times the size of that chair! Why do they keep photoshopping these pictures? Is Biden too retarded to just do reality?

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  27. Liz needs to go hunting with her father.

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  28. It's because the Bidens are big and powerful. The Carters are just little pissants.

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  29. and yes, young, Christ yes, Joe is YOUNG, see

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