Tuesday, April 27, 2021

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY FORCED TO RELOCATE HOMELESS AMID DAMAGE TO FREEBIE HOTEL ROOMS!!!

Very much like hottie Candice doing cheesy promo work in costume, we merely offer a teaser and direct locals to better reporting.

But right now, here's first word thanks to KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS . . .

KANSAS CITY IS RELOCATING MANY HOMELESS PEOPLE AFTER HOTEL OWNERS COMPLAIN OF BADLY DAMAGED AND HORRIBLY MESSY ROOMS!!!

Here's a quick update .

"Apparently the hotel owners wanted these people out because they are damaging the properties. KCMO is trying to spin it as the hotel's problem but video shows the hotel rooms buried in trash."

Let's not forget that Meth Town threw a fit when it found out that KCMO sent homeless their way.

And so . . .

From what we hear, KMBC has more on this story and we'll update or re-post their report.

Update . . . Here's their story:

Kansas City transferring some homeless people to new hotel

In the meantime, let's not forget that this effort is budgeted at HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS and doesn't really solve this town's worsening homeless crisis.

Developing . . .

59 comments:

Anonymous said...

And there goes your e-tax. Sad.

Anonymous said...

And then some.

Hyperblogal said...

What a surprise.

Anonymous said...

Remember, KCMO shipped the homeless to Independence motels. Needless to say, they were pissed.

Anonymous said...

Relocate them all to Independence. It’s already a shithole. The mayor there does have nice big luscious tits.

Anonymous said...

Who didn’t see this coming? We all said this would happen when they started doing it and it did, the mayor is the dumbest fuckwad we’ve evar seen, ten, no, twenty times worse than funkytown.

Shit, he’s making funkytown look like a rocket scientist.

Bri said...

Wait for another light in Mayor Lightbulb’s head to go off. I’m sure he has a plan b. 🙄

Bri said...

Didn’t the Mayor and Khadafi have an agreement that this shit wasn’t going to happen? 😂

Anonymous said...

I think only Mayor McYogapants didn't see this coming. Yet another fuckup to add to the resume!

Bri said...

Is anybody listening to me? I need my opinions validated.

Bri said...

GFY ya ugly, mangy ol’ CHIMP.

Anonymous said...

No link on KMBC, must not have been the correct narrative for them.

Anonymous said...

One way bus tickets to Florida.

Hyperblogal said...

If the "guest" is messy or does objectionable stuff... I certainly wouldn't move him/her to another room.

Anonymous said...

It was a kick of the can, Lucas hoped the news cycle would move on before the obvious occurred. Everyone, even Lucas, knew that the hotels would be trashed. I wouldn't be surprised if the City agreed to be responsible for any damages, thus a bill much bigger than the room charges is heading the City's way.

...and this is the group of people that we are suppossed to believe will not only properly rehab homes but maintain them.

Anonymous said...

Pro tip, Bri(tney): don't talk to yourself. It makes you look even stupider.








if that's even possible

Bri said...

Exactly right.

Anonymous said...

New York City or San Francisco will take them in and give them $15,000 of hard-working taxpayer money for being so helplessly precious.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Q would have foreseen this issue, but his mind was on changing diapers and the rising cost of Huggies.

Anonymous said...


What in the hell did they think was going to happen next will be crabs and bed bugs.

Anonymous said...


many of the bums were steamed that their room-service caviar was a little less than "sublime"..

Anonymous said...

Disgusting mayor and city council!!!!

Anonymous said...

Drugs. Stop the drugs start the education

Anonymous said...

Amtrak Southwest Chief to California.

Anonymous said...

They were just pissed because they didn't get a chocolate on their pillow every night.

Anonymous said...

I'm stunned. How could they? LMAO!

Chimpy said...

I like to eat my own poop!

Anonymous said...

If only the mayor had a brain.

Anonymous said...

Shocking!!!! I just assumed they'd all become online day traders

KC said...

What do you expect from people living rough? Prolly pushed their shopping carts into the hotel rooms and unloaded. Feces smeared on the hotel room walls is not considered art even if you graduated from the art institute.

KC said...

What do you expect from people living rough? Prolly pushed their shopping carts into the hotel rooms and unloaded. Feces smeared on the hotel room walls is not considered art even if you graduated from the art institute.

Chimpy said...

Hi everyone, I'm a fat hairy ape with b.o. who sits downstairs in my mom's basement all day drinking PBR and posts inane, juvenile comments and sometimes I pretend to be other people who are smarter than me, but everyone can still tell it's me on account of I can't help being a dipshit and post the same stupid, repetitive crap I always do. Signed, Chimpy.

Anonymous said...

And guess who gets to pay for another massive failure on mayor mcdumbo’s part???

The taxpayers that’s who, we always have to give up our money and some city service for mckneely’s failed expensive pipe dreams and grand experiments, you know, liberal dreams of rainbows and unicorns. It’s a gay thang amirite! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Chimpy try’s to distract everybody and get them off topic, especially when it comes to criticism of mayor mckneely and city services, it kinda narrows down who Chimpy is if you think about it.

His patterns are pretty clear if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

Doesn’t the city own a concrete warehouse that is fire proof and nearly indestructible? Throw their no good asses in one of those, they can start fires on concrete floors, they can shit on the walls and floors, they can put all their stolen shopping carts inside, hell, they can do everything but destroy it! Brilliant!

And I thought a homeless village of tiny homes was a good idea, what was I thinking! Lmao!

Chimpy said...

^^^LMAO so you think it's one of Mayor McStupid's friends? Even the idiot Mayor isn't dumb enough to post the stupid shit Chimpy posts.

Anonymous said...


Who didn't see this coming! Q and his leftist associates are complete and utter failures

DramavilleKC said...

It is obvious this plan was not thought out and they are scrambling. SMH.

DramavilleKC said...

Pro tip.. Stop looking like a creepy stalker. You probably look a pedo perv type in irl.

Anonymous said...


Did they ever release the hotel names?

Seriously, the Government needs to build Army style barracks for the homeless.

Three hots and a cot would be humane. Basic medical services.

Make the homeless exercise, proper hygiene, no drugs and learn a trade.

Otherwise tag them and bag them.

Anonymous said...




SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

Anonymous said...

Mayor mckneely and his “friends” are stupid enough to post Chimpy type shit so....

I hear the mayor is glued to everything on Twitter and gets really really angry and tries to defend or his favorite move is to blame everybody else, I think the wheels are starting to fall off and I feel sorry for his wife and child, he has the makings of being very abusive when he doesn’t get his way, ask any city council member, they’ll tell you how angry and abusive towards them he is.

Anonymous said...

I tried to take the homeless a Tuna casserole down at Bartle Hall and that fat fuck Rex Archer poured a gallon of bleach in my crock pot.

Anonymous said...

Take the homeless to Arrowhead Stadium.

There is 120 yards of artificial turf they can shit on.

It's a taxpayer funded Stadium so let them have at it.

Anonymous said...

that's not weird it's amazing

Anonymous said...

One of the Hotels was Econolodge and to make that look crappier took effort LOL!

Juan said...

The hotel manager said rooms are rented for $100 a night. It would be cheaper to buy these people one way tickets to Cabo and make them Mexico's problem like they make their kids and criminals ours. Just sayin!

Anonymous said...

Buy them one way bus tickets to San Francisco where they can piss and shit in the streets with no worries.

Anonymous said...

I think Sam Kinison was correct when he said in his comedy act in the 1980s that we need to shoot the homeless.

Anonymous said...

alas

“‘From what father and mother sprung? That is rather a long story,’ she replied; ‘but still, I will tell it you. When Aphrodite was born, the gods made a great feast, and among the company was Resource the son of Cunning. And when they had banqueted there came Poverty abegging, as well she might in an hour of good cheer, and hung about the door. Now Resource, grown tipsy with nectar—for wine as yet there was none—went into the garden of Zeus, and there, overcome with heaviness, slept. Then Poverty, being of herself so resourceless, devised the scheme of having a child by Resource, and lying down by his side she conceived Love. Hence it is that Love from the beginning has been attendant and minister to Aphrodite, since he was begotten on the day of her birth, and is, moreover, by nature a lover bent on beauty since Aphrodite is beautiful. Now, as the son of Resource and Poverty, Love is in a peculiar case. First, he is ever poor, and far from tender or beautiful as most suppose him: rather is he hard and parched, shoeless and homeless; on the bare ground always he lies with no bedding, and takes his rest on doorsteps and waysides in the open air; true to his mother's nature, he ever dwells with want. But he takes after his father in scheming for all that is beautiful and good; for he is brave, strenuous and high-strung, a famous hunter, always weaving some stratagem; desirous and competent of wisdom, throughout life ensuing the truth; a master of jugglery, witchcraft, and artful speech. By birth neither immortal nor mortal, in the selfsame day he is flourishing and alive at the hour when he is abounding in resource; at another he is dying, and then reviving again by force of his father's nature: yet the resources that he gets will ever be ebbing away; so that Love is at no time either resourceless or wealthy, and furthermore, he stands midway betwixt wisdom and ignorance

Anonymous said...

Who didn't see that coming? Filthy animals.

Anonymous said...

LA is going to spend a billion dollars housing the homeless. Buy bus tickets and send them all out west.

Anonymous said...

If the Mayor put me in an Econo Lodge; I would probably shit on the carpet as well.

Anonymous said...

Move them into the city hall council room and mayor's office

Anonymous said...

Who'd have thought that putting a bunch of derelicts in a nice, free hotel room with free food wouldn't motivate them to straighten up and start looking for jobs to support themselves? LMAO. Nice work, Lucas. Asshole.

Charles Whitman said...

Weren't these people living in tents on the lawn outside of city hall, demanding free housing? And they destroyed what was given to them. Their inability was just a (predictable) theory before. Now it's a documented fact.
I wonder how anyone can take these people seriously!

Anonymous said...

Gilligans island is empty. Huts probably still standing free fish and coconuts. You do have work or starve. Drop them off. They like living like animals

Anonymous said...

Send Chimpy since he is swimming around in the gene pool. He could lead the rest to find bananas.




daGOAT said...

E Tax brings $250 million to the budget. Idiots like you bring almost nothing.