Kansas City Wednesday Night News Smootch

For tonight we focus on the artsy pr0n promo goodness of hottie Janessa as we take a peek at pop culture, community news and top headlines.

Building Footballer Hype

Chiefs say NFL will release schedule on May 12

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- According to the Chiefs, the NFL will be releasing its game schedule on May 12. While the Chiefs know who they will be playing and where -- as far as if it'll be a home or away game -- when they are playing which team is currently unknown.

JoCo Junk Food Appetizer

Whataburger plans to break ground on two Kansas City locations Thursday

by: Heidi Schmidt Posted: / Updated: OVERLAND PARK, Kan. - There's no turning back now for Whataburger. The Texas-based fast food chain announced it will hold two groundbreaking ceremonies in the Kansas City Metro on April 22. The first will happen at 9:00 a.m. near 135th and Antioch in Overland Park.

Show-Me Traffic Crackdown

MoDOT to close section of I-435 in KCMO this weekend

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Motorists who use Interstate 435 between Missouri Route 350 and U.S. Highway 71 will want to take a different route this weekend. The Missouri Department of Transportation plans to close that stretch I-435 in both directions to allow for the demolition of the 67th Street Bridge.

Celebrate Pr0n Spray

Pornhub And Art Primo Partner Up For A Limited Edition Spray Paint

You probably never thought about it, but Pornhub spray paint is a thing, thanks to a new collaboration with Art Primo. Aside from the limited edition "Pornhub Orange" spray paint, the collaboration also includes apparel designed by Dan Climan. Art Primo, an independent art supply company, is known to supply some of the world's greatest street artists.

DOJ Vs. Twin Cities

Justice Department opens probe of Minneapolis police after Chauvin conviction

Washington - Attorney General Merrick Garland announced Wednesday the Justice Department has opened a civil investigation into the Minneapolis Police Department's policing practices following the conviction of former Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin for the death of George Floyd. Floyd's killing, caught on camera, shocked the nation and sparked widespread protests against police brutality.

LeBron Second Guesses Sketchy Social Media Activism

LeBron James tweet targets officer in Ohio police shooting: 'YOU'RE NEXT'

As the jury was deliberating Tuesday the fate of ex-Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin, another police-involved shooting was taking place in Columbus, Ohio. Body camera footage showed the shooting victim, 16-year-old Ma'Khia Bryant, charging at another female armed with what appears to be a knife.

Digits Disclosed

What Derek Chauvin wrote on his hand ahead of murder conviction

Derek Chauvin jotted down his lawyer's phone number on his hand ahead of his Tuesday conviction for killing George Floyd, a new report said. Chauvin's lawyer, Eric Nelson, confirmed with TMZ that his client wrote down the number in anticipation of having his bail revoked - which it was - following the guilty verdicts on all charges.


ADL CEO asks advertisers to boycott Tucker Carlson, Fox News

Anti-Defamation League (ADL) CEO Jonathan Greenblatt on Tuesday asked advertisers to pull their ads from Fox News and its prime-time show " Tucker Carlson Tucker Carlson ADL CEO asks advertisers to boycott Tucker Carlson, Fox News Fox News's Bret Baier posts vaccination selfie Facebook prevents sharing of New York Post Black Lives Matter story MORE Tonight" in a speech to the World Federation of Advertisers.

Big Pharma Fashions Sales

Jessica Simpson Attacked Over Tight Leggings Drugs Ad

Scroll for the photo. Jessica, who has revealed past eczema battles and flare-ups with her third pregnancy, one bringing 2019-born daughter Birdie Mae, posed for a stunning low-key shot, one that also saw her wearing both her Jessica Simpson Style clothing brand, plus monogrammed and knee-high Gucci socks.

Perfect Smoove Sounds Return

Prairie Village plans to bring Jazz Festival back in September

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Jazz fans might have a chance to return to the Prairie Village Jazz Festival this fall after it was canceled last year due to COVID-19 concerns. Prairie Village City Administrator Wes Jordan told 41 Action News the festival committee is working out details in hopes that the event it can return on Sept.

EPIC Light Show This Week

How to take in the incredible Lyrid meteor shower this week

One of the world's oldest meteor showers, the Lyrids, is expected to peak Thursday during the predawn hours. According to Mental Floss, the first observation of the shower was in China as far back as 690 BCE. The shower is named for its location near the constellation Lyra, specifically surrounding Vega, its brightest star.

Forecast For Now

Your Storm Track 5 Daily Forecast

We will likely start your Thursday in the lower 30s by sunrise. We are tracking our next chance for rain by Thursday night, and then again on Friday.

And this is the OPEN THREAD for tonight.


Anonymous said…
LeBron for congress!
Anonymous said…

When Janessa Brazil asked me to kiss her cans, I had a blast!!!
Anonymous said…
Dimwit run city vs the dimwit run doj, this will be fun to watch the dims eat each other alive! Hahahahaha!
Anonymous said…
Tucker ain’t going anywhere, too many people love him, including his sponsors or they wouldn’t be involved with him.
Anonymous said…
LeBron is fine with the ChiCom's having, raping and torturing slaves because they're not black slaves, and the slave owners love the NBA. Those are his only guidelines around slave labor. What an ass.
Anonymous said…
While the feds are taking a look at the Minneapolis police department, they might also ask where in the world the mayor and other elected officials there have been.
Incidents involving the police have been going on there for years and the clueless electeds seem to little more than bystanders in their own town.
And then they even weighed in on the balmy idea of disbanding the police department.
Maybe this gang should get together with the "leadership" of KCMO and compare notes.
Two groups of childish wannabees playing at running cities.
Anonymous said…

Oh yes here we go aging with the big bad black people showing their threats to the police. LaBron James is ignorant he thinks it's OK to attack people and get by with it just for being black. You black people are weak and very very stupid.
Anonymous said…
Has Lebron forgotten that he is only a basketball player and he is stupid? He doesn’t know anything about police work. Maybe the cop should tell him he’s next.
Anonymous said…
^Another kick-ass TKC poster giving valuable insight to today’s issues! The comments on this site offer so much!
LeBron Funkhouser said…
"Tens of thousands of Whites took to the streets and looted and burned down businesses in their own neighborhoods, assaulted people with different skin colors, threw objects at police and destroyed police cars and screamed and wailed about their unfounded fears and paranoias that everyone is out to get them."

Just kidding. We have families, jobs and brains.

FBI Uniform Crime Reports Table 43a: 13% commit 52% of murders and FAR EXCEED 13% in EVERY category of violent crime. Failed black community that glorifies crime, eschews education and dual parent homes and personal responsibility. But somehow that's our fault.
Anonymous said…
Another typical useless comment from low IQ "ad hominem" chimpy/weird.
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Anonymous said…
Dear Tucker,

Stay right where you are.
If you have pissed off a bunch of jooz, you are doing something right.