KANSAS CITY PREZ BIDEN JOINT SESSION ADDRESS OPEN THREAD!!!

In just a moment the current Commander-In-Chief will take the stage in order to address colleagues and constituents across the nation.

Even if only out of morbid curiosity, this one is worth watching for denizens of the discourse.

It's likely that Prez Biden won't go off script given that the Prez often gets lost in mid-sentence . . . Which also happens to this humble blogger. 

Still, in terms of spending, tax hikes and foreign policy . . . Tonight's talk is important.

And so we leave it to TKC READERS to decipher and discuss.

Check the links . . .

AP: Biden to the nation: We’re ‘turning peril into possibility’

The Hill: Pandemic casts shadow over Biden's first address to Congress

Fox News: Only 200 people will be attending Biden’s first marquee event before Congress

CBS News: Republican Senator Tim Scott delivers response to President Biden's address

MarketWatch: President Biden made America great again in the eyes of the world - poll

MSNBC: Pelosi on Biden address - 'We are so pleased with what has happened so far in the first 100 days'

Politico: Prez Biden’s tax hikes are about to collide with reality

Update . . .

Congressman Cleaver’s Statement on President Biden’s Address to Congress

Graves Statement on President Biden’s Address to Congress

Kansas, Missouri representatives react to President Biden's address to Congress

Fact check: Both Biden and Republican response got it wrong in 100-day speeches

You decide . . .

Comments

Anonymous said…
MAGA lost.

Sorry dudes.
Byron Funkhouser said…
3 to 1 he falls asleep by the third page.
Anonymous said…
What's the odds on him sharting his pants?
Anonymous said…
Will he grope anyone?
Anonymous said…
summary- take , take, take, blame blame , take, free , free free diversity diversity diversity come on man get vaccine in this together.
Anonymous said…
I'd watch but I have to clip my toenails and I can read it faster than he can deliver it.
Anonymous said…
But this will be bigger than Kennedy's man on the moon speech LOL!
Anonymous said…
Funny how a bunch of people who have had their vaccinations that have told us that you don't have to mask and social distance after vaccination will be masked and social distanced to listen to a nearly dead dude ramble from a teleprompter.
Anonymous said…
Not my President.

Marxist coup with a fraudulent election put Biden in power.

Biden isn't even the one running the country. Senile, corrupt politician.

United States is in peril.

Anonymous said…
Nearly dead dude LMAO!
Anonymous said…
Depends or adult baby diaper tonight Joe?
Waldo said…
Just write these comments in Russian you traitors. It would help REAL AMERICANS call out your B.S.

MAGA is treason.
Anonymous said…
One of the dumbest fucking persons on the planet.
Argh said…
He looks completely lost. What a demented loser. Even moderate Libasses don’t take him seriously. Squinting to read that teleprompter is tough.
Anonymous said…
The chuds have their pants full of poop tonight!
Wes Minster said…
Be honest with your headlines TKC. Just call this post TRAITORS for Trump.

At least in the comments.

Time to delete you bitches. Do it now!
Anonymous said…
I have a printout taped over the lower 1/4 of my tv for his speech that says, "This man has no idea where he is."
Anonymous said…
Text of Biden's speech:

Mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, vaccination, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, tax and spend, freebies for all, shouldn't have trusted that last fart, green energy, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, mask, 4th of July is canceled. Thank you. Goodnight. Where's my tv remote?
Anonymous said…
Shame on some of you. If Biden isn't your president then you are not a real American.

Please leave. Anyone is better than you.
Anonymous said…
Biden can leave. We won't.
Anonymous said…
How charming! The Russia hoax still survives in the wild.
Anonymous said…
THE WRATH OF THE AWAKENED CHUCKLOWE
by Rudyard Dipshitling


It was not part of their brains,
It came to them in a wink,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Chucklowe began to think.

They were not easily moved,
And their facts certainly did stink
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Chucklowe began to think.

Their voices were even and low.
They married that stupid Chink.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Chucklowe began to think.

It was not preached to the crowd.
Their brains could not make the link.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Chucklowe began to think.

It was not suddently bred.
Stupidity was their kink.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Chucklowe began to think.
Anonymous said…
Those are just flies around Chimpy's B.O. and poop.
Anonymous said…
You're beneath the contempt of any real American.
Anonymous said…
Bidumb will be departing soon, he’s got one foot in the grave now, actually he’s already dead, he’s just too stupid to know it! Hahahahaha!
Anonymous said…
TLDR 8:28
Anonymous said…
Not my president. Watching Mayans M.C. instead. I'll catch the highlights of his comedy act later. Not sitting through that snoozefest.
Anonymous said…
But Der Geriatric Fuhrer is speaking! ROFL
Anonymous said…
If he had a colostomy bag and a Cuban accent he could pass for Fidel.
Anonymous said…
He does have a colostomy bag. It's named Kamala.
Anonymous said…
Bumbling mumbling stumbling joe bidumb has ramps everywhere at the whitehouse now, the reporters have been talking about how bidumb can’t manage the stairs anymore without falling down plus, now they’re driving a black suv up to marine one when he lands at the White House because he can’t make the short walk into the White House now.

How much more proof does the libtards need to know they picked the wrong horse?

Breaking news! Joe bidumb has signed 40 total executive orders, and 62 total executive actions (including executive orders, memoranda, and other actions) impacting life, family, and religious freedom. (As of 4/21/21)

Odummys third term in office aims to wipe out america as fast as possible.
Anonymous said…
Fidel never broke his foot trying to rape his dog in the shower.
Anonymous said…
No wonder that dog bites everyone LOL!
Argh said…
He just shit himself. It’s running down his leg. Kamala is drooling as she gets to “clean him up” later along with “Douglas”.
Anonymous said…

If I want to hear some senile old man like Joe Biden who smells like feces; I would simply go to the local retirement home.

Biden is a joke and the whole world knows it.

40 years being a corrupt politician, plagiarized his way through law school, and his son is a meth addict filming himself having sex with minors.

Yes, Biden and his family are real deserving of being in the Presidency.
Hunter Biden said…
Has anyone seen my laptop? It has family pictures on it and I need it back.
Byron Funkhouser said…
Who had "shit himself at 8:28" on tonight's pool guys?
Anonymous said…
I'm going for blackout on Bullshit Biden Bingo https://bingobaker.com/view/3499872
Anonymous said…
BREAKING: The CCD now recommends that you wear a seatbelt when you are outside your car.
Anonymous said…

Hopefully Biden's handlers did not place any words greater than two syllables on the teleprompter or Biden will make a bigger fool of himself than he already has.
Anonymous said…
Hopefully they also double diapered him. Sure would be embarrassing to have a blowout on worldwide tv LOL!
Anonymous said…

Biden is not the president he was not elected by the people. the whole world knows it and the whole world hates him.
Anonymous said…
Isn't it past his beddy bye time?
Anonymous said…
Joe Biden: “We have to do more than just build back better. We have to build back Better."

Isn't that the same thing Resident Grampa? More would meant that we do something in addition to the first premise in your statement not the same thing. Is English becoming your second language?
Anonymous said…
The fact checkers are having a field day with bidumb! Hahahahaha!
Anonymous said…
Poor ole dementia joe, a whole lot of words came out but nothing made any sense, c’mon man, you know, the thing! Lmao!
Argh said…
Biden, by far, is the dumbest SOB who cheated his way into the Presidency. He is a complete embarrassment to our country, making anyone who buys his bullshit dumber than he is. Hell with voter ID laws, how about an intelligence test?
Anonymous said…
Biden is not the president he was not elected by the people. the whole world knows it and the whole world hates him.

Yes.

On Planet Tinfoil.
Anonymous said…
Ask why this was not a state of the union address.
Anonymous said…
^^^ Because they don’t want the whole country to know how mentally and physically unfit for office he really is
Anonymous said…

Democrat Party is led by a bunch of old, white, pants-shitting geriatrics like Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi.

They are ruining the country to where the young folks have no future.

Democrat Party = The Party of Adult Diapers
Anonymous said…

If Joe Biden came to Kansas City, Mayor Lucas would place Biden in the local Econo Lodge so Biden could shit and drag his ass on the carpet.
Anonymous said…
Ok now I'm sorry, I have to admit that bastardization of the bastardized poem is damn funny
Anonymous said…
All right you pussies can have your Joe, your Kamala your Nancy your wokeness and you're stolen elections. We'll be over here with our food and our guns.
Anonymous said…
This just in: Rush Limbaugh is still dead. Film at 11.

Trump soon to follow.
Frances said…
Biden makes Jimmah Cahtah look like Einstein.

Rebel needs a moo-moo & Rinna needs a granny Clampett dress. Sheesh.

Page over the homeless camps at 2AM.
Anonymous said…
Have you SEEN Biden? Lol
Anonymous said…
Biden tells people what he thinks they want to hear. He has been lying for over 40 years. He won't quit. The tactic of telling people whatever they want to hear made him President...why quit now?
Bri said…
Pathological liar and a pedophile. In other words, a Democrat.
Anonymous said…
and yet he's the president of the United States in an epic, blowout, landslide victory over the dumbest human on the plant. Hahahaha. You lost, get over it, fuck your feelings. Weird.
Anonymous said…
7:31...yes. It doesn't look like it will be long now. But that isn't good. It means the prostitute Harris will be President.
Anonymous said…
And he had to cheat to do it! LOL!
Anonymous said…
If Harris becomes president, it will kill off a bunch of complaining right-wing geezers slurping oatmeal in nursing homes, which will result in reductions to Medicare/Medicaid, leaving money that can be used for more productive purposes, so what's the downside?
Anonymous said…
^If Harris becomes President it means a long line of White House staffers getting a blow job from the new President.

Mayor Willie Brown will be first in line.

"Douglas" will sit in the corner and watch.
Anonymous said…
^^So. You lost. Get over it. Fuck your feelings.
Bri said…
He stole the election, Chimpy. That’s obvious to anyone with a brain. The guy couldn’t draw more than 4 people to a campaign stop. Trump won in a landslide. Get over it.
Anonymous said…
And yet many court cases, including several that made it to the Supreme Court, indicate otherwise. Weird.
Anonymous said…
No, no. Her specialty is sucking off geezers. In fact it's her only meaningful skill set.
Anonymous said…
and yet only geriatric fucktards with no lives or friends, think the election was stolen. There has NEVER, EVER been one shred of proof to the contrary. Weird.
Anonymous said…
IF Biden stole the election, you repubturds have to be the dumbest, weakest, and most pathetic motherfuckers on the planet. I wouldn't be claiming that. It's not a good look. Either Trump lost in a landslide which is an absolute embarrassment, or Biden took it from him and all the impotent little repubutrds were too weak & too fucking dumb to do a damn think about it. That's an even bigger embarrassment. Either way you lost, get over it, fuck you and fuck your feelings. Pussies, the whole sorry lot of ya.
Argh said…
A lot of proof it was stolen. The AG admitted he did not feel it was appropriate to get involved to “decide” the outcome......guess what, clown, that’s his job. Several dead people voted by mail.....hundreds. That tells you the cheat by mail scandal you morons perpetrated was just that, cheating. One dead person vote counted in any state means the system in that state is fallible.
Argh said…
Yet the biggest lot of pussies are Democrats.....equity, you all need hand-outs. Your feeble President is the laughing stock of the world. You’re also a bag of shit free-loader and those damn rich people will pay for the demented fool’s out of control spending. You don’t believe that will effect jobs and inflation. Keep smoking that social justice weed you coward and run back to your basement. Covid strains are morphing and finding idiots, like you, to attack.
Lucas the Clown said…
9:40am, Ken, you're up early today you nasty piece of shit.
Lucas the Clown said…
Hey Ken, I'm gonna wager a bet that you support the scumbag, murderous, drunken radio host who used her car as a lethal weapon to kill a young police officer with young kids and a family after getting drunk as a skunk and using her two hour broadcast to sing Fuck the police and saying it over and over again before she left to go murder a cop. All you black scumbags are the same. Murderous, thieving, lying, looting, rioting useless garbage.
Anonymous said…
^^Who the fuck cares about any of that you retarded, geriatric, loser? If you can't stay on topic you ignorant simp, simper the fuck off? Why are old people so fucking dumb?
Anonymous said…
You mean like you constantly bitch out and slink off? Dr. Chimpy, stick to those hot takes! They're funnier.
Lucas the Clown said…
Lol, I'm only 42, Chimpy. Which means I'm at least 30 years younger than you. All the ageist bullshit you spew on this site day and night is directed at yourself, you dirty old boomer still living in mom's basement. I'm wondering if you're the misfortunate result of a botched lobotomy because your posts are so comically and tragically stupid.
Anonymous said…
^^OMG! You're 42 and you're on here?!? What a pathetic life failure you are!!!
Bri said…
Shut up ya dumb chimp.
Anonymous said…
1:27: Isn't 42 a little young to be in a nursing home?
Anonymous said…
200 people allowed in to watch a testicle-less, scrotum skinbag.
I bet that show was very informative.